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29 Jul 2006, 6:42 am
NeantHumain wrote:
Ever wanted to meet a guy who can cook an edible meal, fix computers, discuss platonism and the logical consequences of dichotomous existence, and tie his own shoes? Maybe then there's a man for you, and he could be right here.
Ladies, allow me to introduce myself.
My name's Néant Humain, but you can call me Néanty. Right now I'm sitting in front of my laptop in my boxers. Tell me that makes you hot! I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, smiling babies, and prancing in meadows while the birds chirp.
My ideal date entails me sitting at my computer in my underwear debugging a Perl script. How's that for sexy? After a while, I'll warm up a leftover grilled cheese and pop open a can of soda—because it's so refreshing. People say I'm a great conversationalist, so maybe we would talk about how some things—like buying underwear—is unessential in this short chance we call life.
I can't promise you'll have a great time, but I can promise I'll try to make it at least barely tolerable. Key word being try.
It's romantic to sing something, so maybe I'll serenade you with the song "I Love Big Butts."
I'd write more, but I'm feeling awfully lazy of late.
(Yes, that was satire. I'm not really like that, and I am not looking for a date on this website.)
Ladies, allow me to introduce myself.
My name's Néant Humain, but you can call me Néanty. Right now I'm sitting in front of my laptop in my boxers. Tell me that makes you hot! I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, smiling babies, and prancing in meadows while the birds chirp.
My ideal date entails me sitting at my computer in my underwear debugging a Perl script. How's that for sexy? After a while, I'll warm up a leftover grilled cheese and pop open a can of soda—because it's so refreshing. People say I'm a great conversationalist, so maybe we would talk about how some things—like buying underwear—is unessential in this short chance we call life.
I can't promise you'll have a great time, but I can promise I'll try to make it at least barely tolerable. Key word being try.
It's romantic to sing something, so maybe I'll serenade you with the song "I Love Big Butts."
I'd write more, but I'm feeling awfully lazy of late.
(Yes, that was satire. I'm not really like that, and I am not looking for a date on this website.)
LOL! Obviously! Everyone knows you can't really tie your own shoes.
29 Jul 2006, 6:50 am
lowfreq50 wrote:
How old are you? Are you old enough to have figured out how to tell when people are joking? I guess not!
The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
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Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
Hey, remember you're dealing with aspies here. We can't tell when other people are kidding just as often as other people can't tell when we're kidding. One would think we would be more forgiving. (Now, do I really think you don't know this or am I just kidding. Maybe I'm just half-kidding. The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
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Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
)
29 Jul 2006, 9:09 am
MrMark wrote:
lowfreq50 wrote:
How old are you? Are you old enough to have figured out how to tell when people are joking? I guess not!
The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
...............
Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
Hey, remember you're dealing with aspies here. We can't tell when other people are kidding just as often as other people can't tell when we're kidding. One would think we would be more forgiving. (Now, do I really think you don't know this or am I just kidding. Maybe I'm just half-kidding. The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
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Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
)Actually flurescent has a lot more wrong with him than just AS, if he even has it at all. I wouldn't base the aspie population around him.
29 Jul 2006, 4:57 pm
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29 Jul 2006, 6:30 pm
MrMark wrote:
lowfreq50 wrote:
How old are you? Are you old enough to have figured out how to tell when people are joking? I guess not!
The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
...............
Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
Hey, remember you're dealing with aspies here. We can't tell when other people are kidding just as often as other people can't tell when we're kidding. One would think we would be more forgiving. (Now, do I really think you don't know this or am I just kidding. Maybe I'm just half-kidding. The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
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Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
)Thank you, Mr Mark.
30 Jul 2006, 2:11 pm
MrMark wrote:
lowfreq50 wrote:
How old are you? Are you old enough to have figured out how to tell when people are joking? I guess not!
The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
...............
Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
Hey, remember you're dealing with aspies here. We can't tell when other people are kidding just as often as other people can't tell when we're kidding. One would think we would be more forgiving. (Now, do I really think you don't know this or am I just kidding. Maybe I'm just half-kidding. The sad part is that I explained in a previous post that this was a joke and you still don't get it.
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Quatermass wrote:
...............
Yet another argument against breeding.
Then I said...
Absolutely! If your parents had not bred you wouldn't be here now demonstrating your inability to grasp satirical humor. Very Happy
)Yes, I know, being one of them yet I am [sometimes] able to get jokes. Well, I probably miss a lot of jokes just as people miss my jokes. Over the years I discovered that saying something surprising/unexpected which is also ironic/sarcastic with a totally straight face is funny in itself.
A friend once told me: "If I didn't know you I totally wouldn't get your jokes."
