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13 Jul 2020, 2:44 pm

AngelRho wrote:

*lighting a candle*

Why?
Did someone fart in the room? :scratch:

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13 Jul 2020, 2:44 pm

:cry:

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13 Jul 2020, 2:46 pm

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Hi Sly.
Turn that frown upside down. :wink:

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13 Jul 2020, 3:02 pm

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idntonkw wrote:

I was at a hostel in Europe several times. Each time, there was an alpha male guy who was exagerrating his career to the girls at the hostel. Because he was good looking, the exagerrations made them VERY excited to literally stand in a row to hook up with him. They literally said, 'Wow, a guy who is 6"4' AND works in finance!" He would say that 'if you need to borrow millions to build a complex, you go to him' in the bank where he works.. so he literally was a loan originator, like a guy you go to get a mortgage.. but he did not make it sound that way.. he got a lot of fun and sex and the girls were happy.. but he was NT.. so for an aspie, even if you lie the same way, you still won't be able to provide the girls with the same social and emotional fun and satisfaction, and the way you interact with the world, would be different too, which the girls would notice.

I should practice on this and test it.

I need two groups of volunteering women of different professions and backgrounds.

In the control group will have their ears closed so they see me but not hearing a word I am saying.

And the experimental group can see and hear me.

Both groups would have devises inserted to.....measure wetness, arousal.

*cough*

Here we go! Time to exaggerate my career description.

"I make web apps, full stack developer, as front-end technologies I am proficient in AngularJS, Angular (2+), RxJS, Ionic for mobile, and of course, JavaScript, Typescript, html and css. I am a big fan of Functional Programming in general and always prefer to take a Funcional Programming approach (yet it's impossible to do a whole project with that with other team members).
As back-end technologies I am most familiar with Node.js , Express and NestJS in particular, and little with C#, I know both SQL and non-SQL (MongoDB). I am also familiar with deploying Firebase technologies for both new and existing web apps,. I have basic knowledge in Docker.
My cloud computing skills are AWS Amazon and Azure's Web App service, familiar with Linux commands.
I am also proficient in operational automation using Powershell and VisualCron."

Pepe, check the result reports please of both groups.

Doesn't matter which group.
You are the key ingredient.

Data has been analysed and correlated.
"Moisture Factor" has reached saturation point.
You have a probability of a 110% success rate.
You have a go for lift off!
Enjoy. :mrgreen:

BTW, Think of Pepe when you are doing "it", errr.

Stop playing around and give me these reports.

**grabbing the reports***

Hmmmm.....what do we have here.

What the...! !

The experimental group has reached dangerously low levels of hydration! Medic!! !

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13 Jul 2020, 9:21 pm

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You don’t have to tell any prospective partner whether or not you’re a virgin.

While it's true that you don't have to, I think ethically, you should. Somebody who's willing to have sex with you when they assume you're experienced, might not be willing to if they had all the facts and knew you were a virgin, so it's unfair to withhold that information from them.

And anyway, I'd be very surprised if I did manage to find a sexual partner to lose my virginity to, and the fact that I'm a virgin didn't become very obvious while doing the deed.

Edit: While typing this out it occurred to me that, instead of "I'm a virgin", it might come off better to tell a woman "I'm not very experienced" and leave it at that, unless the woman asks any follow-up questions.

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14 Jul 2020, 3:17 am

There is nothing wrong with learning the act of love and pleasuring each other together. just on't put yourself in a vulnerable position with the wrong kind of woman. Aspies are smart, you can learn a lot on line about sexual technique, emotional intimacy on the other hand , is the challenging part. My ex aspie is a very skilled lover mechanically but cannot unfortunately bond emotionally and that is the essential component that glues people together in any relationship.
Always be yourself, it is impossible to sustain what you suppose is the correct, required personna for any length of time, just be yourself. A woman who cannot like you as you are is not worth the effort.

I understand the urgency for sexual contact in men but there are some really nasty, uncaring people out there, don't throw yourselves under a bus, it really hurts when someone does not connect to the essence of you and just objectifies you sexually. (metaphor).
The sexual norm of NT society is corrupt, lacking sensitivity and depersonalising, create your own model that suits you .

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14 Jul 2020, 3:54 am

Teach51 wrote:

The sexual norm of NT society is corrupt, lacking sensitivity and depersonalising, create your own model that suits you .

Its easy to create a model, the tricky part is finding somebody who wants to participate

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14 Jul 2020, 4:24 am

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Teach51 wrote:

The sexual norm of NT society is corrupt, lacking sensitivity and depersonalising, create your own model that suits you .

Its easy to create a model, the tricky part is finding somebody who wants to participate

Then we must be carefully selective. Being in a toxic relationship is as harmful as ingesting poison. Why would we do that for a fleeting sexual thrill? (This i a question I address myself with daily in all situations, is this person contributing to my sense of well being or should I avoid them.
The over exposure of the porn industry on the internet has completely depersonalised the sexual experience, creating addictions and has cleaved a chasm between sexuality and commitment and emotional attachment. It will never lead to fulfilling, caring relationships and will always leave people feeling empty and unfulfilled. The porn industry brings out the worst in men and gives them a false misogynist representation of sexual interaction.
Porn use should be monitored like medication, 10 mins× 2 per day :lol:

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14 Jul 2020, 4:39 am

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The issue of whether short flings are toxic is subjective and anecdotal. Men certainly benefit more from long term relationships so agree that's preferable.

Men always masturbate regardless of porn. Imagination

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14 Jul 2020, 6:42 am

It is not “ethically wrong” to not tell a woman you’re a virgin.

There are many nonvirgins out there who are not good lovers. I sucked as a lover until about 5 years after I lost my virginity—to the point where I might as well had been a virgin.

Frankly, Inquisitor, you’re doing yourself a disservice by building an ideology around being a virgin that could needlessly and incorrectly preclude you from romantic happiness.

Many women these days deliberately “save themselves” for marriage. And it’s not like there are legions of women in their 20s who are experts in sex.

In any relationship, the couple must “feel each other out” to the point where both of them might as well be virgins.

You’re a stout and sort of strapping fella. Women will dig you if you carry yourself well.

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14 Jul 2020, 3:08 pm

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14 Jul 2020, 5:11 pm

You’re a rather strapping and tall fella too, Sly. Why the long face?

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14 Jul 2020, 7:02 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

You’re a rather strapping and tall fella too, Sly. Why the long face?

I always thought he was a fox?

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15 Jul 2020, 12:01 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

I’ve met hookups on subway trains. They didn’t care if I didn’t drive (I had no license at that time).

I did that once. The girl fled in terror after I told her I wasn't licensed to drive the train.

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15 Jul 2020, 1:05 pm

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kraftiekortie wrote:

I’ve met hookups on subway trains. They didn’t care if I didn’t drive (I had no license at that time).

I did that once. The girl fled in terror after I told her I wasn't licensed to drive the train.

Kraftie, you met hookups everywhere.

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15 Jul 2020, 1:06 pm

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You’re a rather strapping and tall fella too, Sly. Why the long face?

If he’s tall then normally he would have a long face. :mrgreen:

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