01 Dec 2012, 8:28 pm
I'm that bloke. Apparently looks a lot like Hagrid from good ol' Harry Potter. In no way shape or form do I help myself rid of this tag by putting on a rather convincing "You're a wizard 'arry!" voice.
I do radio stuff too, so I've got to be witty. One day I'll figure out how to do that *ahem*.
I'm English, but doesn't mean I like tea. Or coffee. I don't speak to the Queen on a regular basis either.
Just infrequently.
By "selling myself", this doesn't act as a product description that someone's then going to put on eBay is it? I DON'T WANT TO BE BID ON! 
When asked to "sell myself", I tend to do it in short, snappy sentences. Get to the point.
Can I finish now?
