Hale_Bopp's "tear apart my okcupid profile" thread

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I don't have those kinds of photos! DX I don't have a camera... The hairless was to show I'm actually not as old as I look lmaooo. My beard adds a lot of age too me and I wanted it and yes thank you I thought it was a nice photo too @yellowtamarin
No Yuzu I'm just KingofKaboom, I noticed something you said was also on my account.

autistic nuff said

your like a fine wine ms bopp ie you only get better as you age, to bad I can't have booze

you like smart arsers I read cool we can hang out than even if you are a Nintendo owner, I'm sure not all of them are the clichéd stereotype , just most of them sadly as I grew up as the sega stereotype , god I wish they where still in hard wear though it will never happen they seem more interested in losing money

as a self righteous vegan that fishing thing is quite off putting , I'm sure the fishies enjoy being fished

the occasional drug use was that a mistake ?

I don't see it , quite the opposite in fact .

why does hugh grant have sex with ugly hookers when he had liz hurley it's a mystery to me

ditto that she's dating shane warne (apart from the money)

you don't watch Seinfeld ? his parents thought his gf was perfect and he found that off putting, not helped when hale bops goals in life include trying to be awesome in life .

I think many men would find that off putting, ie a high maintance gf .

I don't think it's funny it's the truth , and yes she would not give some one like me the time of day to

I finally put up an empty profile so I could go read everyone else's (I promise, some day I'll fill it in, and then I'll post it up for critique).

Buff, if you weren't 35 years younger than me, I'd want to meet you based on your profile! It made me laugh several times, and you are hella cute.

Only two small suggestions - I wouldn't put your name in there, and I might substitute "serious" for the word "hardcore" in your paragraph about gaming. Otherwise, it sounds good to me. Do you have any additional photos you could put up? I think most people like to see more than one.

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good grief and I thought bopp liked Australians clearly you have not watched the so called reality tv show "Australian Princess" the toff nosed English hosts said "those Australians are so uncouth"

stick to those "European" men I think you where talking about a while back, what ever "European " means

i'll stop posting on this thread I think I may end up looking like a creeptard.

Best one yet.

The areas I'd improve this profile on are basically just grammar, sentence structure, capitalization (be consistent - capitalize the first word in every sentence.), punctuation etc.

Just simple rephrasing of things like "I'm on Insanity trying to be in shape." to "I'm following Shaun T's Insanity workout program to get in better shape." And I'd maybe change "my eyes or my body(I've lost some weight so people from my hometown notice that first)" to "My eyes (I'm told they're unique; wanna see 'em for yourself?) or my body, especially since I've gotten into better shape."

There are several other little things I'd change about grammar/sentences, but it's all fairly minor stuff. It's just that if you go through it with a fine tooth comb and make it as good as it can possibly be, well, it can't possibly hurt your chances any! It could also attract someone who appreciates proper writing, not to mention that it can then convey that you're thorough and consistent in other areas of your life as well. Changing from proper capitalization to all lower case and back again at random just seems careless and sloppy - which isn't the sort of impression you want to give people about the rest of your life... because how you do anything is how you do everything, and people can, will, and do judge a book by it's cover.

And a better photo. That's probably the single biggest thing you could do. As someone else mentioned, a bathroom selfie with a toilet paper roll visible isn't exactly an attractive picture to use for a dating site. It's just baaaarely acceptable for throwing on facebook. I've done it lol when I snapped a bathroom mirror selfie after going for a run.. but in hindsight, I reeeally probably shouldn't have even put that on facebook lol such a social faux pas. Oh well, rather minor mistake in the grand scheme of life.. live an learn.

As for the screen name, pfffft, it's not that bad. I wouldn't worry much about it at all. People have silly internet aliases of their own and fully understand it these days. Someone might even find it cute. It's really not that bad of a screen name, and rather fitting of a computer engineering student. Also, it's not like the screen name is super prominent on your okcupid profile in the first place, so it doesn't even really get noticed thaaat much - not nearly as much as your photo and your profile.