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bullyh8ter
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27 Jul 2010, 2:27 am

No one is a virgin. Life F's everyone.



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27 Jul 2010, 2:54 am

LOL.



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27 Jul 2010, 3:22 am

Thank you for the informative topic.



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27 Jul 2010, 3:26 am

Hector wrote:
Thank you for the informative topic.


No problem.



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27 Jul 2010, 3:28 am

if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:


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27 Jul 2010, 3:32 am

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if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:



That's hilarious dude. Oh geez. When screwing a fat chick..if you HAVE to get laid..insist to be "on top"...but then again...maybe that would offend her as she'd prolly catch on and it wouldn't even happen in the first place. Guys dude..we just can't win can we? hahahaha



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27 Jul 2010, 3:43 am

bullyh8ter wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:



That's hilarious dude. Oh geez. When screwing a fat chick..if you HAVE to get laid..insist to be "on top"...but then again...maybe that would offend her as she'd prolly catch on and it wouldn't even happen in the first place. Guys dude..we just can't win can we? hahahaha
actually, she was on top for portion of it. Maybe why it was so traumatizing & why my balls felt like they'd been kicked by a horse. & she was one of those who like to dig their nails into your back, i had welts for a few days after, that made for some weird explaining when i forgot about them and went in the hot tub shirtless with my bro & stepsis. Plus she bled on me *shudders*. I took like 10 showers afterwards & was damn glad i'd worn a condom. The whole memory of it all just makes me cringe...


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27 Jul 2010, 4:02 am

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bullyh8ter wrote:
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if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:



That's hilarious dude. Oh geez. When screwing a fat chick..if you HAVE to get laid..insist to be "on top"...but then again...maybe that would offend her as she'd prolly catch on and it wouldn't even happen in the first place. Guys dude..we just can't win can we? hahahaha
actually, she was on top for portion of it. Maybe why it was so traumatizing & why my balls felt like they'd been kicked by a horse. & she was one of those who like to dig their nails into your back, i had welts for a few days after, that made for some weird explaining when i forgot about them and went in the hot tub shirtless with my bro & stepsis. Plus she bled on me *shudders*. I took like 10 showers afterwards & was damn glad i'd worn a condom. The whole memory of it all just makes me cringe...


God hahahahaha! That's tough. Man..next time you guys feel that you NEED to get laid..just come by and read this post. Believe me..there's more stories like this than you think. WOW! hahahahahaha!



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27 Jul 2010, 8:11 am

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27 Jul 2010, 8:52 am

Seanmw wrote:
bullyh8ter wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:



That's hilarious dude. Oh geez. When screwing a fat chick..if you HAVE to get laid..insist to be "on top"...but then again...maybe that would offend her as she'd prolly catch on and it wouldn't even happen in the first place. Guys dude..we just can't win can we? hahahaha
actually, she was on top for portion of it. Maybe why it was so traumatizing & why my balls felt like they'd been kicked by a horse. & she was one of those who like to dig their nails into your back, i had welts for a few days after, that made for some weird explaining when i forgot about them and went in the hot tub shirtless with my bro & stepsis. Plus she bled on me *shudders*. I took like 10 showers afterwards & was damn glad i'd worn a condom. The whole memory of it all just makes me cringe...


THAT is truly HARDCORE, man.

Here's a hint: Go ahead and set some standards for yourself. Resolve NOW that will never, EVER happen again.

I'm WAY past all that at this point in my life. What I've found at my age is younger women are more easily influenced by older guys. I got involved (non-sexually) with a young lady (20 years old) at our community theater. Because she played the part of my "love interest," we decided to spend as much time together off-stage so that the on-stage chemistry would be more convincing. Had my situation been different (wife and kids), it would have been interesting to see where the relationship MIGHT have gone, especially with a 10-year age difference. Nevermind the fact that she was a teenager when I first met her 5 years earlier!

I think the main problem is the younger you are, the longer a year seems to stretch out in front of you. Waiting for 25 to get here when, as an oldER person being able to do things you can't do when you're younger, seems to be something that will never happen. Younger people want things IMMEDIATELY, and I think with age comes a lot more patience. I'd be hesitant to advise anyone to lose their virginity "just to get it over with." Take the time to cultivate something more meaningful with someone so that experience won't be such a horrible thing.



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27 Jul 2010, 4:41 pm

Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.


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27 Jul 2010, 4:59 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
humping a giant bean bag or something.


Hilarious mental image.



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27 Jul 2010, 6:42 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then


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27 Jul 2010, 6:50 pm

Didn't you say you were a virgin in that other thread Sean? You said you and your GF were both virgins



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27 Jul 2010, 6:55 pm

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Didn't you say you were a virgin in that other thread Sean? You said you and your GF were both virgins
no, i might've said she was. I lost mine that time 2 years ago.

i did say we were both aspies though


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27 Jul 2010, 6:56 pm

Seanmw wrote:
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Didn't you say you were a virgin in that other thread Sean? You said you and your GF were both virgins
no, i might've said she was. I lost mine that time 2 years ago.

i did say we were both aspies though
oh btw, did you get that PM i sent?


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