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mjs82 Veteran
Joined: 20 Jun 2005Age: 44Gender: FemalePosts: 3,166
Hi there ladies. I have a new hair cut.
Vanilla_Slice Veteran
Joined: 3 Oct 2008Age: 68Gender: MalePosts: 515Location: Hungary
Is this the worst chat-up line in the world? Probably. Unless, ladies, you know better Vanilla_Slice
blue_bean Veteran
Joined: 13 Apr 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 10,617Location: Behind the wheel
Well then, c'mon, let the ladies see a pic of this new do
I dipped my head in petrol and set fire to it. It's a natural look
*nods* Cotton does burn really fast.
Sometimes this place gets really weird. VS
Cad Velociraptor
Joined: 17 May 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 486Location: Between zinc and mercury
sexy! I love the burned petrol hair cut.
Well I heard chicks dig guys with scars... So I got a knife and slashed my face repeatedly. Now when the ladies see me, they scream with delight.
Kat15 Veteran
Joined: 23 May 2010Age: 36Gender: FemalePosts: 597
LOL this made me laugh.
Moog Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2010Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 17,671Location: Untied Kingdom
Hello! I have just had my butt waxed. Form an orderly queue, ladies.
Ain't nothing sexier than a smooth shiny taint