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29 May 2011, 8:04 pm

The Earth orbits the sun.

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29 May 2011, 8:17 pm

There are 9 planets I think.

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29 May 2011, 8:21 pm

did you just quote lady gaga?

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29 May 2011, 8:24 pm

hahah yes. Good catch! But with earnest intent.

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29 May 2011, 8:29 pm

Speaking of which I typed "Isn't it enough to prove today's the day?" into yahoo answers the other day sincerely desperate for a response. Two people did answer before it was flagged for being an Aimee Mann lyric.

It's a legitimate question and I wanted to know non-depressed people's views. Aimee seems just as if not more depressed than me but very wise.

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29 May 2011, 8:57 pm

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So he's good looking and you are the frumpy girl? That sucks for you.

It sounds cruel but I'd tell you to hit the gym since a girl's looks are the only asset she has to lure a guy in that would have the prerequisite masculine traits and social status to excite her.

If you are not packing some "cushion for the pushin'" then I'd try to reshape your appearance on a celebrity resemblance or "sexy stereotype".

Examples:

Goth Girl, Jennifer Aniston, etc.

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29 May 2011, 9:08 pm

The most massive things pulls things into its orbit I think.

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29 May 2011, 9:12 pm

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It's my face. Not much you can do about that.

If you just want to give up and do nothing then there is a certain unlovable ferrous amphibian on Wrongplanet who is dying to meet you....

You can actually do a lot with the correct application of make up.

You just need to a find a good women's makeup forum or read up on female facial features that men are biologically wired to be attracted to.

Brush your teeth, get your hair done to eliminate split ends, etc. Eyeliner works wonders.

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29 May 2011, 9:15 pm

Also eat better and take vitamins if you have acne problems.

ProActiv works well for acne I hear if that is your problem.

Problems are meant to be solved.

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29 May 2011, 9:27 pm

There were planets discovered that orbit nothing.

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29 May 2011, 9:29 pm

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Thanks. Ferrous amphibian on WP? What?

Facial structure is the problem. Without plastic surgery it's a lost cause.

Ferrous AMphibian= ToadofSteel

He's an overweight virgin who complains constantly about how nobody loves him so he can validate himself off of scraps of pity.

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29 May 2011, 9:29 pm

I think it's true that black holes are condensed other universes.

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29 May 2011, 9:31 pm

Oh. Don't make anyone feel bad now. I think he complains the reason anyone complains, cause he's in pain. I speak from experience.

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29 May 2011, 9:34 pm

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Thanks. Ferrous amphibian on WP? What?

Facial structure is the problem. Without plastic surgery it's a lost cause.

Stop putting yourself down, it is a "boner killer".

If it is not major disfigurement due to injury, you're fine.

Given that you are not overweight, you have a leg up on the vast majority of girls out there.

Read this.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/ ... -for-game/

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29 May 2011, 9:38 pm

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Oh. Don't make anyone feel bad now. I think he complains the reason anyone complains, cause he's in pain. I speak from experience.

Toad's problem is that he expects a girlfriend to give him the "love" that apparently his mother does not.

Toad fails to heed anyone's advice and scrounges for validation from female wrongplaneteers.

Toad is a virgin who believes that being weak and servile to women will get him laid.

Toad disregards any advice since he enjoys wallowing in his pseudo martyrdom status.

I find it repellent and disgusting since I was once like him a long time ago.

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29 May 2011, 9:40 pm

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Oh. Toad of Steel. Silly me!

Why would you think his standards are so low?

He likes playing the victim.

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