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jkimsingle
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06 Dec 2011, 9:00 pm

Hey. I have been posting here before. I am not all that religious either, but I still want prayer once in a while.

I know many females on this thread will be offended, but this is a tough one, and I apologize for your feelings.

As a guy with his own strong preferences in a woman, I had a prayer request in mind. Every now and then, I spot these lucky dark-haired guys on the streets holding hands with georgeous-looking blonde women with also blonde eyebrows. It makes me extremely envious. I actually wish I was in their shoes, even though I don't know them. But, because true real blondes are so rare throughout the world, I feel stuck with something that I don't prefer as much. I am a dark-haired man. I don't care what anybody else thinks. I am not using typical teenage feelings, but rather this is sort of a desire for me. I feel as if God is betraying me in every single category of life.

I don't want to die either, for neither is given in marriage in Heaven, which at the same time doesn't make any sense. I lost 99% faith in God and the heart to save my virginity until marriage. I wish God would take me to a place other than Heaven or make Heaven better fulfill my wants, and I am not giving these strong convictions up.

I feel like God doesn't want me to love or date the girl of my ultimate dreams at least once in my life. I am asking a prayer request for both, but however may shallow it sounds.



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06 Dec 2011, 9:04 pm

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06 Dec 2011, 9:22 pm

tl;dr: You want us to pray for you to get a natural blonde girl?



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06 Dec 2011, 9:25 pm

So what? I am kind of desperate, believe me or not.



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06 Dec 2011, 9:37 pm

??? strange request is strange.


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06 Dec 2011, 9:41 pm

jkimsingle wrote:
So what? I am kind of desperate, believe me or not.


I was just trying to determine if that was the point of your post.

Also, I don't understand what your hair colour has to do with this.



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06 Dec 2011, 9:44 pm

Prayer does nothing. Why do you want us to do nothing for you?

Why not just ask if there are any natural blondes on WP that would like to meet you?


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06 Dec 2011, 10:46 pm

I'll say a prayer that we all end up with people we share true love with. If that person for you happens to have blonde hair and blonde eyebrows, jkimsingle, she's included in my prayer.



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07 Dec 2011, 12:27 am

jkimsingle wrote:
Hey. I have been posting here before. I am not all that religious either, but I still want prayer once in a while.

I know many females on this thread will be offended, but this is a tough one, and I apologize for your feelings.

As a guy with his own strong preferences in a woman, I had a prayer request in mind. Every now and then, I spot these lucky dark-haired guys on the streets holding hands with georgeous-looking blonde women with also blonde eyebrows. It makes me extremely envious. I actually wish I was in their shoes, even though I don't know them. But, because true real blondes are so rare throughout the world, I feel stuck with something that I don't prefer as much. I am a dark-haired man. I don't care what anybody else thinks. I am not using typical teenage feelings, but rather this is sort of a desire for me. I feel as if God is betraying me in every single category of life.

I don't want to die either, for neither is given in marriage in Heaven, which at the same time doesn't make any sense. I lost 99% faith in God and the heart to save my virginity until marriage. I wish God would take me to a place other than Heaven or make Heaven better fulfill my wants, and I am not giving these strong convictions up.

I feel like God doesn't want me to love or date the girl of my ultimate dreams at least once in my life. I am asking a prayer request for both, but however may shallow it sounds.


Keep in mind, if you have children with a natural blond you will be contributing to the extinction of natural blonds.

That being said, while I have my hair color preferences for mates as well, it's a weak preference, as hair color can easily be changed.



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07 Dec 2011, 12:40 am

Dear God, in the incredibly unlikely chance that you are sentient, please stop listening to the prayers of humans. I am but a lowly wretch before You, but I sure am glad that I don't have to listen to 6.8 trillion conflicting requests that bounce around in the heads of humans every day. If You can hear me, you must be bat-poo crazy by now. Sorry about that. Amen.

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To the OP, I wish you luck, I guess, although I admit I don't have any concept of physical attraction or "types." However, I can offer some advice. If you are really set on finding a natural blonde, move to Scandanavia or Minneapolis, MN. The very white people come from the cold places, and Scandanavians moved to Minnesota when they came to the states. Tons of natural blondes there. Might even find a nice one that thinks you're neat.


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07 Dec 2011, 3:17 am

I can think of a lot of worthier things to pray for I'm afraid. This is up there with praying for a new bicycle; God isn't Santa Claus.

I don't pray at all but if I did my prayer energy would not be wasted on this.



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07 Dec 2011, 8:02 am

Who needs to pray when you can just sing it.


When you're in love with a beautiful woman it's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman you know its hard
'Cause everybody wants her, everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home

When you're in love with a beautiful woman you watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman it never ends
You know that is crazy and you wanna trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone

When you're in love with a beautiful woman you go it alone
Maybe it's just an ego problem, problem is that I've been fooled before
By fair-weather friends and faint hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more

When you're in love with a beautiful woman you watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman you look for lies
'Cause everybody tempts her everybody tells her
She's the most beautiful woman they know

When you're in love with a beautiful woman you go it alone



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07 Dec 2011, 12:07 pm

Yeah... you don't need prayer OP, you need to not be envious of others and not count being blonde among really important attributes for a mate.

Beyond that, Chronos is right. If you have children with said blonde woman those children will most likely not have blonde hair. Thus reducing the amount of blonde haired people in the world

Most importantly though you need to have some self esteem, to be happy in who you are and your decisions. If you don't love yourself enough to not be desperate for some random girls on the street then how will you love someone correctly once you are in a relationship?

What you should really pray for is to be able to be fulfilled in yourself.



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07 Dec 2011, 12:13 pm

Better to ask Santa.



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08 Dec 2011, 1:49 am

I've asked God for more unreasonable things than what you want. If I remember, I will pray for you.

You can also go to Russia, plenty of what you describe there wanting an American man. Just gotta determine whether they want you or a visa, though.



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08 Dec 2011, 2:40 am

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