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19 Aug 2012, 4:23 am

(No woman can resist the pleasure of not having to deal with me!)
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#humorpost

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19 Aug 2012, 4:30 am

The website that image is from gave me the best phrase ever, "Calm down there, Margaret Attwood, you'll get shaken baby syndrome." that and variations of that, with the correct timing, has been making my friends laugh for at least the last three years.

I like this post.
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19 Aug 2012, 4:35 am

They probably want someone to be their slaves for them. Most people seem to, anyway.

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19 Aug 2012, 4:49 am

Sorry to burst you out of your bubble but I spent a year doing just that and the most common reaction was a female approaching me asking me if I had an issue with them once every two weeks.

None of this what x gender wants is going to be true so why dont we all just give up on them

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19 Aug 2012, 4:53 am

Spongy, are you being humorous? I am a bit confused.

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19 Aug 2012, 4:55 am

meems wrote:

Spongy, are you being humorous? I am a bit confused.

Im not being humerous.
I literally spent a year avoiding interacting with females at all times for personal reasons.
It was quite common for them to ask me if I had an issue with them.

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19 Aug 2012, 4:59 am

eh, well no worries about bursting anything since I clearly labeled the post as humor...
I saw something funny and it reminded me of topics that come up here often so I shared, I wasn't intending a webcomic to be a serious suggestion

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19 Aug 2012, 7:46 am

spongy wrote:

None of this what x gender wants is going to be true so why dont we all just give up on them

That's because they all want something different... one mans trash is another mans treasure.
Just be yourself as being someone else isn't worth it as it's effectively a lie.

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19 Aug 2012, 9:42 am

Whatever they might want -- they won't get it from me!

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19 Aug 2012, 9:54 am

PTSmorrow wrote:

Whatever they might want -- they won't get it from me!

What if someone does only require very little and she likes you?
Not everyone is the same.

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19 Aug 2012, 10:25 am

PastFixations wrote:

PTSmorrow wrote:

Whatever they might want -- they won't get it from me!

What if someone does only require very little and she likes you?
Not everyone is the same.

That's true, they are different. However, my previous experiences have clearly shown that it doesn't work out and that my life is better without relationships.

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19 Aug 2012, 12:28 pm

I know what women want they want chocolate!! ![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqDfpLYuyc[/youtube]

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19 Aug 2012, 1:07 pm

PTSmorrow wrote:

PastFixations wrote:

PTSmorrow wrote:

Whatever they might want -- they won't get it from me!

What if someone does only require very little and she likes you?
Not everyone is the same.

That's true, they are different. However, my previous experiences have clearly shown that it doesn't work out and that my life is better without relationships.

So those times with those previous gfs are why you would dismiss potential gfs?

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19 Aug 2012, 4:21 pm

Tequila wrote:

They probably want someone to be their slaves for them. Most people seem to, anyway.

Just you, Teq.

@AO:

one of my favorites. :thumleft:

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19 Aug 2012, 4:31 pm

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

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Well, for what it's worth, I thought it was funny and don't intend to make it lead to something more deeply meaningful than it is. :twisted:

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19 Aug 2012, 6:40 pm

I thought women wanted a guy who treated them badly and didn't pay attention to their needs! I've been wrong all this time

Chocolate! :lmao:

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