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24 Sep 2012, 12:31 am

Just what it says on the title.
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For me, I'd taker her to L.A. to visit..... or sing a few songs to her. :)


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24 Sep 2012, 12:36 am

Tell her to ditch me ASAP and stop wasting her life.


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24 Sep 2012, 1:31 am

Me, it would be holding her when she weeps for me.


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24 Sep 2012, 3:01 am

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Tell her to ditch me ASAP and stop wasting her life.


0_o

Umm... Probably something along the lines of her telling me everything she loves about me, the relationship, how I make her feel, and that she'll be loyal to me even during the toughest periods of my life.



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24 Sep 2012, 3:19 am

Well just last week....

I wrote my boyfriend a romantic poem and put it in a handmade card and gave it to him with his fav block of chocolate and presented in a red ribbon.

This is the poem. Don't laugh :oops:

Today is not a special day,
Not more special than any other.
However every day you are in my life,
is more special than any other.
I love each second I spend with you,
it is almost torture when I cannot.
Each text you send I cherish,
And every email to me you wrote.
I write this to show I love you,
to show you how much I care.
You are a very special person,
You are my big sexy giant bear.



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24 Sep 2012, 3:25 am

That was actually a really good poem :)

Though this made me laugh:

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Each text you send I cherish,
And every email to me you wrote.


Reminds me of this guy who wrote this sob story about a woman who left him. At one point he describes crying over her tweets, which made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair. Just imagine a guy pulling his hair, rolling on the floor in despair yelling "THOSE TWEEEEEEETS" at the top of his lungs.

*crickets*



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24 Sep 2012, 3:42 am

Palindrome5 wrote:
That was actually a really good poem :)

Though this made me laugh:

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Each text you send I cherish,
And every email to me you wrote.


Reminds me of this guy who wrote this sob story about a woman who left him. At one point he describes crying over her tweets, which made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair. Just imagine a guy pulling his hair, rolling on the floor in despair yelling "THOSE TWEEEEEEETS" at the top of his lungs.

*crickets*


we communicate mostly by texting and email because that is how we roll. go go asperger's

I am a total romantic. I leave notes for him on his pillow, i send him chocolate hearts when he is sick. It is part of who i am.



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24 Sep 2012, 3:51 am

equestriatola wrote:
Me, it would be holding her when she weeps for me.

Weeps for you? What do you mean?



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24 Sep 2012, 4:13 am

yellowtamarin wrote:
equestriatola wrote:
Me, it would be holding her when she weeps for me.

Weeps for you? What do you mean?

I assume he means comforting her when she weeps (out of sadness in general), rather than weeping specifically over him.


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24 Sep 2012, 4:15 am

Never give up on her.



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24 Sep 2012, 8:52 am

CrystalStars wrote:
yellowtamarin wrote:
equestriatola wrote:
Me, it would be holding her when she weeps for me.

Weeps for you? What do you mean?

I assume he means comforting her when she weeps (out of sadness in general), rather than weeping specifically over him.


Correct.


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24 Sep 2012, 8:54 am

I'm sorry, but right now I have a dirty mind and I laughed at the wording of the title, though I did actually understand what you meant. :P It cheered me up though.

But anyway, I think it would just be being there for her, in my case. If I had someone, that is.


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24 Sep 2012, 9:12 am

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put them to sleep and fill their mouth with saccharine tablets, then wake them up.



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24 Sep 2012, 9:14 am

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put them to sleep and fill their mouth with saccharine tablets, then wake them up.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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24 Sep 2012, 9:33 am

It's impossible to answer this question.

What is the sweetest thing for one could be stupid to another.



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24 Sep 2012, 1:45 pm

Solvejg wrote:
Well just last week....

I wrote my boyfriend a romantic poem and put it in a handmade card and gave it to him with his fav block of chocolate and presented in a red ribbon.

This is the poem. Don't laugh :oops:

Today is not a special day,
Not more special than any other.
However every day you are in my life,
is more special than any other.
I love each second I spend with you,
it is almost torture when I cannot.
Each text you send I cherish,
And every email to me you wrote.
I write this to show I love you,
to show you how much I care.
You are a very special person,
You are my big sexy giant bear.


I wish my Aspergirl did nice things for me :(

Your sexy bear is a lucky person to have you..


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