Aspie men do actually have it easier

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When it comes to peeing.

I mean Aspie men can just stand and pee anywhere, in a dirty public WC, behind the tree, in a bush, under the bridge, above the tree, into a manhole's sewer, into a hole in the wall...etc

and basically you just need a tissue and little water to wash it.


While it's way harder, less sublte, more exposing of flesh and hence more embarassing for Aspie women to do all that, and the hygiene stuff is more complex.

So don't you think that Aspie men have it much easier??

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Also we outnumber aspie women. There's strength in numbers, resistance is futile.

You're forgetting that it would take a person of the opposite gender to actually post this topic in order for it to be true and relevant. Unless the rule is just men would know either way, which would also fit with the pattern.

Side-note: We can pee standing up? Wish someone had told me that a long time ago. My life is about to fundamentally change with this insight.

I should have known, you were too genuinely nice and confident to ever be a male.

Equality has arrived. Smells...like urine.

Equality stinks!

Well, if women can pi$$ standing up, "I want a pe-ri-od and I want one nowww."

Oh noes!... Cornflake might close this.

Grey tea, this is so genius!

Boo Strikes Back! Yeah, finally I can say bad things about my own gender without a bunch of angry kinsmen trying to strangle me over the internet!

What's that got to do with eating lots of ice cream, wanting one's tummy rubbed, and rollerblading?!?

More female propaganda, pah!

This topic is wrong because women have boobs and boobs are great. Anyone thinking clearly would obviously choose to be a woman because breasts. Peeing circumstances are superficial in comparison.

Anyone who disagrees is a communist that refuses to accept the truth.

Rollerblading? Bah! I sky dive, rock climb, go spelunking, and wear white skirts the entire time.

Oh, and can't forget the happy dancing.

Sky diving in a white skirt is just wrong. And how do you do that without bending at the knees?