My first and only girlfriend....

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01 Apr 2007, 7:00 pm

i was in tenth grade and was talking with my best friend in the courtyard of the school when this one girl comes out of nowhere and kicks me in the groin with steel toed boots. i was roiling in pain and fell down for dramatic effect(i wanted to knock this girls lights out but i stayed because she was a girl)
thats how i met my first girlfriend. later we started talking. it turns out she was a friend of my best friend(who most likely was as as well). well he over the next months starts talking about her. so i start talking to her and it turns out we have alot in common including a mutual physical repulsion. we could not stand each other from the neck down. she was built like a guy total tomboy,
well over the course of the year i fell for her. she tested me to see if i was boyfriend matieral but i could pickup on her signals or i f did did not know how to respond.

she taught me how to dance and the sophmore social.



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01 Apr 2007, 7:04 pm

Did you ever think to ask why she kicked you in the balls?



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01 Apr 2007, 7:12 pm

she thought it was funny.

she was obssesed with this guy i was sort of friends with and would not leave him alone. He called her psycho b***h



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01 Apr 2007, 7:23 pm

She sounds like someone I knew.



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01 Apr 2007, 7:42 pm

Thats a true love story.


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01 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

The way you told that story reminds me of someone I knew...


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02 Apr 2007, 2:34 am

aye.

sounds like someone I knew as well.

though the steel toed boots?

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03 Apr 2007, 5:31 pm

the irony is a didnt have to have go down. im sort immune to physical pain, emotional pain another story



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03 Apr 2007, 7:54 pm

hyperion wrote:
the irony is a didnt have to have go down.


Ehm. :roll:



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17 Apr 2007, 12:33 am

hyperion wrote:
the irony is a didnt have to have go down. im sort immune to physical pain, emotional pain another story


i've said it before and i say it again: DON'T HIT MY f*****g BALLS. i also can take pretty much everything, i feel the pain and i can control it, but...not the "boys"...anything but that...



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17 Apr 2007, 3:00 am

I wish I was immune to physical pain O_o

I was kicked in the groin once, by my brother, I was down for a while...

nice love story?



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17 Apr 2007, 3:47 am

If you had mutual physical repulsion for each other, why didn't you just get away from each other as fast as possible (like I would have done)? I don't see the use in trying to pursue someone like that, but then again I don't care for tomboyish-looking girls, especially not aggressively acting ones.



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13 May 2007, 2:54 pm

we were mentally attracted to each other