Post a Personal Ad for a Random WP member!

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Here are the rules:
1. Your ad has to be appropriate!
2. No sexual implications in your ad!
3. HAVE FUN!

This is Margie, the spectacular, phenominal creater of mustard. If you lift up her right finger, she will sing "Mustard is my one and only love". She enjoys long walks through the Amazon Forest, breeding hedgehogs, and wearing big sunglasses. Batteries are not included.

Last edited by ChrissandraChrissamba on 09 May 2007, 2:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.

For Heather:
Hey guys! If you like girls with seductive, deep voices, Miss Heather is looking for a man who understands her Aspergers. She likes cats and if you rub her broad shoulders, she will sing for you!

If you like animated sitcoms, surprise geology lectures, art, and architecture, you'll love this guy.

He likes going out to dinner, traveling to exotic locales, and occasionally catching a flick.

He is ambitious, has a good sense of humor, and you won't be disappointed one iota when you meet him.

If you live in Spokane or like the city of Spokane or like Benny and Joon, this is the girl here name Beth.

If you also live in the Portland area and like to play videogames, like to travel, is liberal, want to have kids, this is also the girl here.

I'm not sure if I should slap you or not. Ah well, I did laugh.

Please note, for the record, that Heather never actually sings. She will, however, force you to listen to most of the music on her iPod. Which is over 3,000 songs now.

mine has only about one thousand right now. Then again, I'm extremely picky about what goes on my mp3 player. I probably have ten times the amount of music on my computer, but most of it isn't worthy enough to go portable. Once I get my 15 Porcupine Tree albums downloaded that number should skyrocket, though. I'm not even going to review each song before I put it on the player. That's one of the few bands I "trust."

P.S your name is Heather? Then where does the "Cass" come from? I assumed your name was like Cassandra or something.

I live in Canada...s**t eh

For Myself:

Hey Ladies!
If you like a guy who's a great listener, likes long walks on Saturday afternoons when the sun is out, and dreams of being a writer, this is the guy right here! Although he is a straight guy, this guy loves both genders.

He also likes kick-ass action movies{especially the Jason Bourne movies and the first 2 Mission Impossible films}, occassionally catching a play, being liberal, and carrying out the occassional "mission" for various non-profit human rights organizations, just like a spy!

He doesn't have that much of a sense of humor since he's very lonely and doesn't have that many RL friends. This liberal Catholic guy also plans to spread the word of Autism Spectrum Disorders this summer as well!

PM him if you want to.

I'm not very picky. So long as there's one or two songs I like on an album, I'm apt to load it onto my iPod. I don't like having the sound on my computer on, especially since our walls are thin and everyone can hear it (and complain). However, I carry my iPod around with me everywhere, and music calms me...so I download a lot. I still have a load of room left on my iPod though, since I don't download videos.

Porcupine Tree, huh? I've never heard of them, but I'll have to check them out.

Yeah, my name is Heather. The LadyCass thing came from the main character of the first full length story I ever "finished" (ok, so it was more of a first draft, but it was 529 pages and at the time I was proud of it). I'm bad at choosing usernames and remembering them, so I started using LadyCass and just never stopped signing up as it. I recently reread what I had written, and quite frankly, it sucked. Besides, I've changed since then. So I changed my username too, during the glitch.
(A friend of mine does call me Cassie though, even though he knows my real name. I don't mind what people use.)

^^^He's a nice guy too, despite the occasional grumble I offer to the contrary.

If you use BitTorrent I can get you an invitation to a site which lets you download any album or movie you could possibly want. I watch movies on mine every day in study hall (I actually have more space devoted to films on mine than music )



Sample. Not that it's the kind of band that can be summed up in a single song, but it's one of my favorites.



That's cool. I started tons of stories before but I always stopped after like 5 or 6 pages. No matter how good it was going I just never found the time or the incentive to finish.

Can we stick to thread please?

Someone write a personal ad for someone!