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This is what I'm currently using.

Must love cats. Please be a transplant. No kids preferred. My weekend was fine. And I don't care if you can do a handstand.

What do you think?

Sounds a little abrasive maybe. Also... "Please be a transplant"????

Try it like this

About me: (Insert job title, hobbies, favourite music/movie genres, or special skills)

About you: Must love cats, no kids, honest and open-minded (or whatever you want to put), must be able to do handstands *wink*

Bumble is mostly bots. You’ll get a lot of “women”(boys) that day they go to a college or in say Florida but live in North Dakota. Then you’ll see the same “woman” but now she goes to a college in New York. Or goes to a college I. Spain but hey she’s right down the street from you and she’s super hot.

I did match with one actually lady though, she’d mistaken me for a guy from her college class who she eventually ended up with.

That is your entire profile?

for that I would say maybe take the 'please be a transplant' out, what exactly does that even mean? I would imagine there may be a better way to word what that means...than just sticking it in the middle of a comma separated list.

Also most women on there probably aren't going to be bragging about being able to do a handstand....so probably don't need that bit either. That aside I'd say you might want to add some more details....like what kind of things you do care about and find interesting...maybe movies, music, types of food you like, hobbies you're into or find interesting and such.

I would write this:

Must love sports cars, private jets, gucci and orgasms.

Whenever I saw "must love cats/dogs" I always went on to the next profile. In my experience this is code word for "crazy cat lady/man" who will always love their pet more. It would be better to say that YOU like cats not trying to force that on the other person.