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02 Jun 2018, 2:03 am

I should be sleeping but whatever here goes:

"My Bluetooth transceiver is frying, can we continue this over USB? You don't have to port forward anything, unless you're into that." ~

If I'm going to be stuck with this vernacular forever, might as well use it effectively.


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02 Jun 2018, 5:51 am

Let’s huck.



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02 Jun 2018, 7:28 am

Two geeks decide to have a baby:
"Let's plug my USB device into your port and download a backup of my data, but turn off your firewall or it might recognize it as a threat and delete it."



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02 Jun 2018, 11:40 am

i am in yr systm pngng yr bitz


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02 Jun 2018, 2:49 pm

Let’s SELECT * FROM YourHotBody WHERE BodyPart = ‘lips’ Or 1=1



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02 Jun 2018, 3:14 pm

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF.
All my base are belong to you.


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02 Jun 2018, 3:23 pm

"I hacked into your computer and found out about your tax frauds. Now have sex with me or I will send a backup of the data to the government."



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02 Jun 2018, 3:30 pm

Peacesells wrote:
"I hacked into your computer and found out about your tax frauds. Now have sex with me or I will send a backup of the data to the government."


8O keep it white hat plz. I also didn't say ultimatums.


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02 Jun 2018, 5:07 pm

cberg wrote:
I also didn't say ultimatums.

It's still a pick up line too!



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02 Jun 2018, 5:28 pm

Ya wanna hotsync my PDA?


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02 Jun 2018, 5:33 pm

Do you have virus protection?

Are you interested in my RAM speed


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02 Jun 2018, 5:45 pm

Fnord wrote:
Ya wanna hotsync my PDA?


This would be perfect if only it weren't so literal she'd miss the double entendre. I have 5 Palms, if I remember correctly.
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02 Jun 2018, 5:48 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Do you have virus protection?

Are you interested in my RAM speed


:scratch:

Filling this one under 'followup' :jester:


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02 Jun 2018, 5:50 pm

cberg wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Ya wanna hotsync my PDA?
This would be perfect if only it weren't so literal she'd miss the double entendre. I have 5 Palms, if I remember correctly.
So ... does she wanna hotsync one of your palms?


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02 Jun 2018, 5:54 pm

Whatever that means, probably.

If that one pulls any weight after I explain the old gimmick I should get a tatoo of this.
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02 Jun 2018, 5:56 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Let’s SELECT * FROM YourHotBody WHERE BodyPart = ‘lips’ Or 1=1


I wonder if I can make this one worse with JSON substrings.

Edit: No, on second thought I'll begin with a header request of my preferred anatomy libs from the Community R Archive Network, express 'lips' per documentation boilerplate inline with the same DOM, pipe that through any RegEx simple enough not to sound like Brainfuck & print the results to a push notification.


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