How To Get Tons Of Matches On Tinder Even If Your Butt Ugly

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How Succesful Are You On Tinder?

I don't even have a Tinder	62%	[ 18 ]
I'm a hot girl. I could write in my bio, I take loud massive dumps and still get 1000+ matches	7%	[ 2 ]
I'm so ugly even the bots swipe no on me	3%	[ 1 ]
I get a few matches here and there	3%	[ 1 ]
Iv'e been on a few dates through the app	0%	[ 0 ]
I'm a sex god, I bang hoes on there like it's a hobby	10%	[ 3 ]
I like binge watching teletubbies and watching grass die	14%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 29

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11 Aug 2018, 12:19 pm

I know how much it sucks to only get 5-10 matches on Tinder. So today i'm going to be teaching you guys a secret on how to get a ton of matches on Tinder.

first off, if you want to get more matches, you first have to understand what are girls attracted to? Girls like guys who are super buff and look good with their shirt off. That's why they like Connor Murphy.

So all you have to do is go on google images and find a picture of a buff shirtless guy, then take your face and photoshop it onto the buff shirtless guy and then use that as your profile pic.

Now ladiez will think ur buff and they will swipe on you.

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11 Aug 2018, 12:22 pm

ShadowProphet wrote:

... all you have to do is go on google images and find a picture of a buff shirtless guy, then take your face and photoshop it onto the buff shirtless guy and then use that as your profile pic. Now ladiez will think ur buff and they will swipe on you.

... once. And when they start posting comments like "ShadowProphet iz a pozer", you'll have to start another account.

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11 Aug 2018, 12:28 pm

sure, cause the girls who match with you just because they see a pic of a hot dude (and little else) are the ones you want to spend time and effort on.

can i swipe left on this thread?

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11 Aug 2018, 12:29 pm

ShadowProphet wrote:

“Girls” are hardly a homogeneous group. We tend to like different things - sort of like, you know, real people...

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11 Aug 2018, 12:31 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:

... can i swipe left on this thread?

Please do!

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11 Aug 2018, 12:35 pm

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And when they start posting comments like "ShadowProphet iz a pozer", you'll have to start another account.

No I will just show up to the date with a buff suit on and wear stilts. That way they will think i'm tall and buff and become instantly attracted to me.

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11 Aug 2018, 12:47 pm

ShadowProphet wrote:

Fnord wrote:

And when they start posting comments like "ShadowProphet iz a pozer", you'll have to start another account.

No I will just show up to the date with a buff suit on and wear stilts. That way they will think i'm tall and buff and become instantly attracted to me.

Now I know that you are joking ... unless you really think that woman are that stupid ... :roll:

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11 Aug 2018, 12:49 pm

If I could suggest some improvement to the thread, instead of using photoshop try to actually get some hot physique.

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sure, cause the girls who match with you just because they see a pic of a hot dude (and little else) are the ones you want to spend time and effort on.

Sure, often much more than narcissits with BPD at any rate.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:12 pm

Back to the drawing board mate.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:19 pm

Peacesells wrote:

If I could suggest some improvement to the thread, instead of using photoshop try to actually get some hot physique.

not even that, he wanted to use a pic of an entirely different guy.

Peacesells wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

sure, cause the girls who match with you just because they see a pic of a hot dude (and little else) are the ones you want to spend time and effort on.

Sure, often much more than narcissits with BPD at any rate.

are you trying to say something here?

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11 Aug 2018, 1:20 pm

I think that is a marvelous plan! I can see no downside to it at all!

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11 Aug 2018, 1:30 pm

VegetableMan wrote:

I think that is a marvelous plan! I can see no downside to it at all!

Yes!! ! Please go for it. The more boys that do that (I assume OP you are only a boy, since you refer to girls), the easier it will be for women to pick the real, decent men. Also women don’t usually even go for sex gods if the sex god call them “hoes”. (As another aside, just because a woman sleeps with a man, or as the OP calls it - banging - it doesn’t make her a whore. ).

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11 Aug 2018, 1:40 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:

are you trying to say something here?

Yes, you know what I mean. Also just because a woman is able to appreciate good looks it doesn't necessarily mean that she is bad.

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VegetableMan wrote:

I think that is a marvelous plan! I can see no downside to it at all!

I am not sure that he's implying that they're whores, I'm more inclined to think that he's trying to sound street-like. But still we're not in a ghetto and he should try to adapt his word choice to the forum standards.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:50 pm

I don't think this thread is meant to be taken seriously at all.

Honestly, you WP members are becoming more way too humorless every passing day.

Where's Syd when we need her? Syd! Come over here! (I love this lad).

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11 Aug 2018, 1:54 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I thought everybody knew that it was, to be honest. You'd think that his comment about wearing a "buff suit" and utilizing stilts to lengthen his frame would have been major clues.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:56 pm

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I thought everybody knew that it was, to be honest.

AnneOleson's reply to you reflects that it's not the case; and so the others.

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