Looking For Human Female

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Well?

Hotness	6%	[ 2 ]
Hotness	6%	[ 2 ]
Fatness	6%	[ 2 ]
Fatness	6%	[ 2 ]
No thanks	6%	[ 2 ]
No thanks	6%	[ 2 ]
...I'm a guy	33%	[ 12 ]
...I'm a guy	33%	[ 12 ]

Total votes : 36

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06 Sep 2005, 8:24 am

Stats

Height: 6'1 1/2

Weight: 282lbs.

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel

Shoe: US12D

I have a great since of humor and I am very honest...(real weight is 282.5lbs. ).Some say chivalry is dead and I say..."that can't be true cause I'm still here"

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06 Sep 2005, 8:27 am

Looking for human female eh? Glad you cleared that up, I thought you might have meant alien or animal or something.

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06 Sep 2005, 8:28 am

Hey if nobody responds to this.....

you get my point

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06 Sep 2005, 9:35 am

Did Daddy give you a new webcam and you want to show yourself off or something. Just kidding. You have a pretty face. Whats with the bad hairdos though, Mohawk and a fanny shed. What next?

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06 Sep 2005, 10:13 am

eamonn wrote:

Did Daddy give you a new webcam and you want to show yourself off or something. Just kidding. You have a pretty face. Whats with the bad hairdos though, Mohawk and a fanny shed. What next?

I shaved my head cause I looked stupid

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06 Sep 2005, 7:55 pm

wtf?

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06 Sep 2005, 8:44 pm

narf

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07 Sep 2005, 9:46 am

In that pic, you look like Jack Black in School of Rock. Learn the guitar, get a bunch of school kids and form a band, dude

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07 Sep 2005, 9:33 pm

BlackLiger wrote:

In that pic, you look like Jack Black in School of Rock. Learn the guitar, get a bunch of school kids and form a band, dude

...Too late

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07 Sep 2005, 10:00 pm

So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you? This just confirms that all men are chauvinists.

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07 Sep 2005, 10:02 pm

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So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you?

That made me let out one of those laughs that just couldn't be held in.

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07 Sep 2005, 10:08 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

NeantHumain wrote:

So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you?

That made me let out one of those laughs that just couldn't be held in.

an ass-laugh?

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08 Sep 2005, 5:52 am

It's called 'farting'.

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08 Sep 2005, 5:55 am

rpm2004 wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

NeantHumain wrote:

So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you?