Would any one of you gals like to hook up with me?

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D1nk0
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01 Apr 2008, 10:25 pm

I'm pretty damn smart, not bad looking and have a pretty thick Johnson :mrgreen: :lol:

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01 Apr 2008, 10:28 pm

Is your avatar a picture of it? Looks kinda $*@#ed up to me!

HAHA! Sorry man, couldn't resist...

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01 Apr 2008, 10:31 pm

Lordnarfington wrote:

Is your avatar a picture of it? Looks kinda $*@#ed up to me!

HAHA! Sorry man, couldn't resist...

Giant Squid are Hawt and you know it, man!

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01 Apr 2008, 11:02 pm

D1nk0 wrote:

I'm pretty damn smart, not bad looking and have a pretty thick Johnson :mrgreen:

then you're all good to go!

go get 'em tiger!

the problem is that I have a very small cootch. So you're thick johnson might tear my labia.

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01 Apr 2008, 11:07 pm

Sure.

Of note, I am a cannibal, and I kinda look like a male, but hey, love blinds.

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01 Apr 2008, 11:19 pm

Just curious,
After you said you a thick johnson, why is the emoticon in the middle laughing :lol: ?
Does he disagree?

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01 Apr 2008, 11:28 pm

Totally! oh wait I'm a guy lol sry I forget sometimes......

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01 Apr 2008, 11:42 pm

Damn. I've always wanted to have sex with a squid. One day, the opportunity ALMOST presents itself, but it turns out to be a male squid. So close... and yet... so far...

Why do you insist on teasing me this way, D1nk0? Damn you!

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01 Apr 2008, 11:47 pm

MissConstrue wrote:

Just curious,
After you said you a thick johnson, why is the emoticon in the middle laughing :lol:

?
Does he disagree?

Aux Contraire, mon cherie :wink:

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02 Apr 2008, 1:15 am

How about, "No." ?

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02 Apr 2008, 1:46 am

Why do people think that the woman here are so easy? I've seen guys post like 7 of these stupid topics.

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02 Apr 2008, 1:52 am

I goof.

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02 Apr 2008, 2:25 am

D1nk0 wrote:

Aux Contraire, mon cherie :wink:

Ma cherie.

(add one to the list of things I wish I could ignore.)

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02 Apr 2008, 9:20 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

How about, "No." ?

I dont take "No" for an answer.

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02 Apr 2008, 10:01 am

Looks like your squid is scaring them off.

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02 Apr 2008, 11:23 am

886 wrote:

Why do people think that the woman here are so easy? I've seen guys post like 7 of these stupid topics.

Lol...
For some reason guys get way more lonely than females, apparently. Things always have to suck for us :lol:

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