Okay you placemats, solve this one.

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Okay, long story, basically, the other day I cybered this woman. She has now become obsessed with me, and wants to meet me to have sex.

There are numerous problems with this.

SHE IS A PSYCHOPATH.

Oh, I guess that's only one problem.

She got my e-mail address by breaking into a mutual friend's MSN account - while she was using it. TWICE. First to get my e-mail and then check it was right.

This woman is utterly insane. To try to scare her off, when she said she'd do anything, I said I was into rape fantasies and golden showers. She asked if I wanted to tie her up or drug her before pissing on her.

Now, a woman who's up for anything would be sorta hot, and I hear crazy sex is amazing - except I don't find her remotely attractive. And, you know, she's utterly insane.

However, I really don't want to hurt her feelings, though I suspect I may have to.

So before I resort to that, I ask you, my dear forumers. How the hell do I let her down easy? And I don't want any 'be honest' BS, because you've read what that would consist of. 'I think you're a hideous nutjob. KTHXBAI'.

So how do I let her down easy, considering:
- She knows my email.
- We have a mutual friend who she can badger about me if necessary.
- She is willing to travel to wherever I am, so telling her I'm leaving for uni (which I am) doesn't make a difference.

HELP.

If she is a true psychopath, then there is no way to let her down easy ... short of a tranquilizer gun. I'm not kidding. Psychopaths comprise the majority of prison inmates, especially those who've committed violent crimes.

Notify the police, or at least your lawyer. Give them all the details, no matter how sordid or embarrassing. Be prepared to implement the same personal security methods employed by celebrities: vary your schedule and your route to and from work or school; install intrusion alarms in your home (and webcams recording who's at the doors); keep your doors and windows closed and locked; wear disguises; change your phone number; change your passwords; and never go anywhere alone.

Last edited by Fnord on 08 Sep 2008, 8:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.

bed.made.lie.

I don't mean psychopath literally. Just that she's a bit crazy.

As in, "Delusional"? Letting her down easy may still not be an option. I suggest that you implement those security measures, just to be safe.

If she doesn't get the hint, then tell her plainly. If that doesn't work, then consider an investment in pepper spray or a taser.

She doesn't know where I live. I just want to keep her away from my friend and my e-mail.

Why not say you have some nasty stds or something.

Hmm. You could be onto something there.

Exactly. For all she knows, you lost your penis in Iraq. Just say that you are sorry for leading her on, but you have had lots of sexual partners, and you got it checked out and you have syphillis. You were just afraid to mention it earlier cause you were embarrassed.

That.

Is f*****g genius.

I am so using it.

Thanks chaps!

'I tried to throw you off easily before, but... I have syphillis '

Before you do something stupid..... well something more stupid. You may want to take a step back and take a look at the big picture bro. See I know how tempting these things can be, and I've made similar mistakes before, but the thing is you should have known better in the first place. If you weren't attracted to her at all, you probably shouldn't have done that. It's your own fault for forgetting that she happens to be a person with feelings too. And I'm going to assume a bit and say that not many people find her attractive at all and so she's a bit starved as it were? You've already hurt her feelings one way or the other dude, but I hope that you'll do the right thing and own up to it to her instead of playing these childish games. If you want to do something stupid to try and get out the easy way.... well let's just say Karma sucks and you should be able to see how well you're setting yourself up.

Have you tried talking to her?

Once you're life has started to resemble a ad sitcom, you should really push it as far as it can go.
Just keep lying and soon enough you'll be stealing cadavers from a medical school to stage a decoy funeral.

Tell her that you are a broken gay loser working in a ret*ds dating service.

Zing!

I hadn't seen a picture of her. And she still hasn't seen a picture of me.

I had a guy sending me threatening emails before and its so hard to know the right way to handle it.
I told him that I only wanted to be friends and he sent me messages saying I had ruined his life and swearing and threatening, and I had only talked to him 2 times on a chat room
So I just stoped answering his emails and got rid of my internet photos to let him cool down, it seems to have worked.
The worst bit is he writes on a mutual forum and was telling everyone how this woman had been such a cow and he was so nice, grr, and everyone gave him lots of sympathy. thems the breaks.

Tell her your engaged to me