Let's each type a Paragraph, explaining why we should recieve the Family Turkey of the Year Award. I'll go first.
I should be rewarded The Family Turkey of the Year Award, because I get along ten times better with my Dog, than I do my Family Members. Another reason that I deserve this Award, is because, within my Family Unit, I only care about my Routemasters and Myself. I reject any type of "help" that my Parents try to give me, because I was able to do most of the chores, since I was Eight. I have a secret wish for my Parents to seek out a Mentally Challenged Teen, adopt him or her, and help that Teen do the stuff that I can do on my own, just fine. I also hate the young Grammar that they use. If I can't tell whether my Parents or my Sister is asking me or telling me something, I reply in Monotone, with a confused look on my face, on purpose. I live life according to my own time-table, and I only get out of the house on my terms, for the sake of walking into Town by myself. I talk to both the people Online and at my Clubhouse, ten times as much as I talk to my Folks. And that's why I deserve the Family Turkey of the Year Award.
25 Apr 2006, 10:43 am
