A friend is a person who, when you've been bitten by a snake, will call 911 and stay with you until you get out of the hospital.
A true friend is a person who, when you've been bitten on the butt by a snake, will call 911 and then suck the poison out before the paramedics arrive.
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The mere fact that science may not yet adequately explain an object, event, or experience does not mean the immediate explanation should automatically default to a conspiratorial, extraterrestrial, paranormal, or supernatural cause.