The Bulwinkle & Rocky Show

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BULWINKLE: No doubt about it, I gotta get another hat!

ROCKY: And now here's something we hope you’ll really like!

Continue the story using no less than 40 nor more than 60 words. Stick with characters, locations, motifs, etc. from The B&R Show, i.e. Bulwinkle, Rocky, Narrator, Dudley Do-right, Snidly Whiplash, Nell, Peabody, Sherman, Boris, Natasha, Frostbite Falls, The Wayback machine to name a few. I know that we can write really good, high quality comedy the likes of which that show was famous for. You know what I mean?

NARRATOR: When we last left our heroes, they were on their way to the store to buy cream milk for their cupcake batter when they were accosted by a man selling left-handed paddle wonkers.

BULWINKLE: Hey Rocky, I sure could use one of these!

ROCKY: Bulwinkle!

NARRATOR: Little did they know that the man selling paddle wonkers was actually

BORIS: I have a sale buy 1 get that one sale.

Rockey: Don't you mean buy one get one free?

BORIS: What I have no free left-handed paddle wonkers.

BULWINKLE: How much is it?



(oh as a kid I could do Bulwinkles voice)

BORIS: An arm & leg, but for you, just arm.

BULWINKLE: Well I don’t know about that. I’m kinda attached to my arm.

ROCKY: Hey wait a minute this isn’t a left-handed paddle wonker! Bulwinkle, it’s a bomb!

BULWNIKLE: Well I don’t know if it’s that bad, Rocky.

NARRATOR: Yes, the left-handed paddle wonker Boris was selling was ticking.

NARRATOR: Boris throws the bomb into Bulwinkles hands and runs away yelling

Boris: I will take an I.O.U. on the arm

Rockey: Bulwinkle drop it and run!


Bulwinkle: Oh no Rockey. My foot!!(dancing on one leg holding hurt foot)

Rockey:(rockey's eyes zero in on the timer in shock)

NARRATOR: Bulwinkle drops the bomb on his foot exposing the timer with 3
seconds to go. Will Bulwinkle become a moose barbeque or will he find away out
of this tune in next time.

(writer note: I think to visual to write dialog for cartoons I think)

NARRATOR: For “Fly Me to the Moon” or “Moose Over Miami”

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BULWINKLE: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

ROCKY: Again?!

BULWINKLE: Nothin’ up my sleeve… Presto!
[gag][/gag]
BULWINKLE: No doubt about it, I gotta get another hat!

ROCKY: And now here’s something we hope you’ll really like!

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NARRATOR: Once upon a time in

in the land of farawayagon, Cinderaspie lived with her ugly step-mother and three ugly step-sisters.

STEP-MOTHER: Cinderaspie! Get in here! I told you to clean to this mess! What’s the matter with you! Look at me when I’m talking to you!

NARRATOR: Cinderaspie’s step-sisters were

even meaner than her stepmother.

STEPSISTER #1: Cinderaspie, brush my hair for me.

STEPSISTER #2: Cinderaspie, trim my toenails.

STEPSISTER #1: Wash my dog.

STEPSISTER #2: Vacuum my room.

STEPSISTER #1: Take out the garbage.

STEPSISTER #2: Are you listening to me?

NARRATOR: Then one day there was a knock at the door.

PAGEBOY: His Highness and Royal Majesty, Prince

Anti Up commands all eligible women in the land to attend a fancy dress ball this evening to celebrate his twentieth birthday so that he may select one to be his bride.

STEPMOTHER: Hear that girls? Off to the beauty shop. CINDERASPIE! Make sure our best dresses are clean and pressed and ready to go by the time we get

back.

NARRATOR: So Cinderaspie cleaned and pressed the gowns for her ugly stepmother and three ugly stepsisters who came home and changed and left for the Prince’s fancy dress ball without a word of thanks to Cinderaspie.

CINDERASPIE: Finally! Some peace and quite! I thought they’d never leave!

NARRATOR: Cinderaspie was thoroughly enjoying her time alone when the phone rang.

(Used to be, but that was a long, long time ago. Funny how life changes you.)

[PHONE RINGS]

NARRATOR: (CLEARS THROAT) I said, Cinderaspie was thoroughly enjoying her time alone when the phone rang.

[PHONE CONTINUES TO RING]

NARRATOR: (CLEARS THROAT EMPHATICALLY)

CINDERASPIE: All right already! Hello?

AUNT SISSY: Cinderaspie? It’s your Aunt Sissy, your fairy godfather.

CINDERASPIE: Oh hi Aunt Sissy, I’m so glad it’s you!

AUNT SISSY: Cinderaspie, you absolutely must be at that fancy dress ball tonight.

CINDERASPIE: But why Aunt Sissy? I don’t want to go to that dumb ol’ dance! All those people will be there, including my mean and ugly stepfamily! I don’t have any way to get there and I don’t even own a dress.

AUNT SISSY: I’m sending my man around with the limousine. He’s bringing you one of my best gowns. I know you’re going to look terrific in it!

CINDERASPIE: But I don’t wanna go!

AUNT SISSY: But you must meet Prince Anti Up.

CINDERASPIE: But why Aunt Sissy!

AUNT SISSY: Because he is your true love.

NARRATOR: Just then a limousine pulled up and the driver got out with a beautiful gown and a pair of glass goulashes.

DRIVER: Oh Dear, we must do something with that hair of yours.

CINDERASPIE: What do I need glass goulashes for?

DRIVER: So the Prince can see how dainty and delicate your feet are, Dear.

CINDERASPIE: Oh, well that makes sense.

NARRATOR: In no time at all the driver had coifed Cinderaspie's’ hair, dressed her, loaded her in the limo and delivered her to Prince Anti Up’s fancy dress ball.