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Similiar to the 'butcher languages here' thread which can be viewed at
http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... ic&t=17741

Execept using jokes.

Okay, for those of you who know how this works, you can get on with it and show us how it's done.

For those of you who don't though, here's how it goes:

We all know online translators don't work very well. Babelfish is one I know.

The idea is that whatever you want to say you insert into a online translator such as http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and change it to a random language (whicever one takes your fancy). Then after translating it, you post it here so we can all have a good laugh at it.

Good luck and have fun.

And it's not necessairly supposed to make sense.

Okay, for those of you who know how this works, you can get on with it and show us how it's done.

For those of you who don't though, here's how it goes:

We all know online translators don't work very well. Babelfish is one I know.

The idea is that whatever you want to say you insert into a online translator such as http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and change it to a random language (whicever one takes your fancy). Then after translating it, you post it here so we can all have a good laugh at it.

Good luck and have fun.

And it's not necessairly supposed to make sense.


Similiar a las ' idiomas del carnicero aquí ' rosca que se pueden ver en http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... ic&t=17741 Execept usando bromas. Apruebe, para los de usted que sepan esto trabaja, usted pueden conseguir encendido con él y demostrarnos cómo se hace. Para los de usted que no lo hagan sin embargo, aquí es cómo va: Todos sabemos que los traductores en línea no funcionan muy bien. Babelfish es uno que conozco. La idea es que lo que usted desea para decirle relleno en un traductor en línea tal como http://babelfish.altavista.com/ y para cambiarlo a una lengua al azar (el whicever uno toma su suposición). Entonces después de traducirla, usted la fija aquí así que podemos todos tener un bueno reírse de él. La buena suerte y tiene diversión. Y necessairly no se supone para tener sentido. Apruebe, para los de usted que sepan esto trabaja, usted pueden conseguir encendido con él y demostrarnos cómo se hace. Para los de usted que no lo hagan sin embargo, aquí es cómo va: Todos sabemos que los traductores en línea no funcionan muy bien. Babelfish es uno que conozco. La idea es que lo que usted desea para decirle relleno en un traductor en línea tal como http://babelfish.altavista.com/ y para cambiarlo a una lengua al azar (el whicever uno toma su suposición). Entonces después de traducirla, usted la fija aquí así que podemos todos tener un bueno reírse de él. La buena suerte y tiene diversión. Y necessairly no se supone para tener sentido.

Similiar to the ' languages of the butcher here ' spiral that can be seen in http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... ic&t=17741 Execept using jokes. Approve, for those of you that know this works, you can obtain ignition with him and demonstrate to us how one becomes. For those of you who does not do it nevertheless, it is here how it goes: All we know that the translators in line do not work very well. Babelfish is one that I know. The idea is that what you wish to say stuffed in a translator in line as http://babelfish.altavista.com/ to him and to change it to a language at random (whicever one takes its supposition). Then after translating it, you fix it here so we can all have a good one for reir itself of him. The good luck and has diversion. And necessairly does not assume to have sense. Approve, for those of you that know this works, you can obtain ignition with him and demonstrate to us how one becomes. For those of you who does not do it nevertheless, it is here how it goes: All we know that the translators in line do not work very well. Babelfish is one that I know. The idea is that what you wish to say stuffed in a translator in line as http://babelfish.altavista.com/ to him and to change it to a language at random (whicever one takes its supposition). Then after translating it, you fix it here so we can all have a good one for reir itself of him. The good luck and has diversion. And necessairly does not assume to have sense.

To kick it off:
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: All of them.

Q: ¿Cuántos BORG toma para cambiar un lightbulb?
A: Todos.

Q: How many BORG takes to change lightbulb?
A: All.

amiamo binario! , di destra?

Using Babel fish-

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Translated to German-

Q: Wievieles nimmt Klingons es, um ein lightbulb zu ändern?
A: Zwei, eins zur Schraube in der Birne und andere, zum er zu schießen und der Gutschrift zu nehmen.

Translated back to English-

Q: How/as much takes Klingons it, in order to change lightbulb?

A: Two, one to the screw in the pear and other one to shoot and to the credit note take to it.

He He... screw in the pear

Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker

10."Are my papers in order?"
9. "Can I get it supersized?"
8. "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"
7. "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"
6. "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"
5. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"
4."How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"
3. "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"
2. "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"
1. "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"


学生スポーツ優秀選手の上10 はハンバーガー王を発注するQuad Stacker 前にあなた自身に尋ねるために10 の質問を越える 10."Are 順序で私のペーパーはか。" 9. は"それを得ることができる私supersized か。" 8. "私はカロリーを離れて燃えるためにある298 マイルを動かす時間がか。" することをその他の国々が私達をか。"なぜと憎むか7. に" これ何でもあることができる私が6. は"Lipitor についての私の医者に話すか。" 5. は"low-carb のパンのそれを得ることができる私か。" 4."How は来るそこにでないこの悪い男の子のソーセージか。" 解放の形態に署名させる私にハンバーガー王がか。"なぜあるか3." 私2. は"' Quint スタッカー' のによってか。" 出て来るまで待っている1. "私にある速度のダイヤルの私の心臓学医がか。"

On 10 the student sport excellent player 10 it exceeds the question of 10 in order to ask to you yourself before Quad Stacker which orders hamburger king " In re order as for my paper? "As for 9." me supersized who can obtain that? "8." as for me from calorie separated, to burn are 298 miles which it is moved in order the time when? "Doing other countries us? "Why it hates, in 7." do I who can be this anything "concerning Lipitor speak 6. to my doctor? "As for 5." me who can obtain that of the pan of low-carb? "4." As for ow the sausage of the boy who this there where it comes is not is bad? "You sign to the form of release in me whom hamburger king? "Why it is, 3." As for me 2. with "' Quint stacker '? "Until it comes coming out, it waits 1." is I my heart study medicine of the dial of the speed which? "

That's ROMULANS.

Starbucks is raising the price of a cup of coffee to $5.00. Don’t worry, you’ll still get the sneer from the girl with a nose ring serving your coffee.

After hearing this President Bush said this is why we much drill for domestic coffee.


Starbucks 提高一杯咖啡的价格到$5.00 。不要担心, 您更将得到冷笑从女孩以鼻子圆环为您的咖啡服务。 在听见这位以后布什总统说这就是为什么我们钻子为国内咖啡。


Starbucks enhances cup of coffee the prices to $5.00. Do not worry that, you will obtain sneer serve from the girl take the nose ring as yours coffee. Will be hearing this later President Bush to say why this will be our drill is the domestic coffee.

It's KLINGONS.

English:

Why does it always rain on me?

To Italian:

Perchè piove sempre su me?

To French:

Purquoi pleut-il toujours sur moi ?

Back To Italian:

Purquoi piove sempre su me?

Back To English:

Purquoi piove always on me?

WTF?

Lost In Translation.

English To French:

Oh crap I forgot my bloody car keys.

Merde d'Oh j'ai oublié mes clefs sanglantes de voiture.

French To English:

Merde d'Oh j'ai oublié mes clefs sanglantes de voiture.

S*** of Oh I forgot my bloody keys of car.

You're right. I'd never seen that joke before.

Sorry.


Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.
A: None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What do they do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do they do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

ROMULANS.[/quote de los quote="IrishEyes"][quote="sigholdaccountlost"]That ] Es KLINGONS.[/quote ] que usted tiene razón. nunca visto esa broma antes. Apesadumbrado. Q: ¿Cuánto Klingons él toma para cambiar un lightbulb? A: Dos, uno al tornillo en el bulbo y otro para tirarle y para tomar el crédito. A: Ninguno. Klingons no está asustado de la obscuridad. Q: ¿Qué él hace con el bulbo muerto? A: Ejecútela para la falta. Q: ¿Qué él hace con el Klingon que substituye el bulbo? A: Ejecútelo para la cobardía.


ROMULANS.[/quote of quote="IrishEyes"][quote="sigholdaccountlost"]That ] Is KLINGONS.[/quote ] that you are right never seen that joke before. Grieved. Q: How much Klingons he takes to change lightbulb? A: Two, one to the screw in the bulb and other to throw to him and to take the credit. A: None. Klingons is not scared of the darkness. Q: What he does with the dead bulb? A: Ejecútela for the lack. Q: What he does with the Klingon that replaces the bulb? A: Ejecútelo for the cowardice.