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14 Oct 2006, 3:49 pm

The Pie Klux Klan Man. He destroys pies, and makes sure nobody ever gets to eat them. He especially hates Garlic Pies.


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15 Oct 2006, 6:24 am

Are you guys making some of these up?



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15 Oct 2006, 7:25 am

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Are you guys making some of these up?


Yes!

Bubblegum Man. Defeats evil by annoying everyone with his bubblebum chewing habit and grosses everyone out when he sticks his gum behind his ear. EWWWW!! ! 8O



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15 Oct 2006, 7:28 am

rocklobster wrote:
Are you guys making some of these up?


Noway dude. Read the profile on aspies we never lie!

Captin has ESP to induce his enemies to eat junk food till they vomit man.



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15 Oct 2006, 8:47 am

I've heard that AspieMan just stood by and did nothing while the North Koreans detonated a nuclear missile.


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15 Oct 2006, 8:51 am

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I've heard that AspieMan just stood by and did nothing while the North Koreans detonated a nuclear missile.


He infiltrated the nuclear complex and disconnected a cryton switch on the upper symetrical HMX charge. That yeilded a lame 1/2 KT test. instead of the 20 KT they were
hoping for.

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15 Oct 2006, 9:00 am

I also have pictures of AspieMan attending the Nuremberg Nazi rally in 1935.


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15 Oct 2006, 9:03 am

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I also have pictures of AspieMan attending the Nuremberg Nazi rally in 1935.


That photo was faked by Litigious at a neo-nazi youth rally in stockholm in 1987 just to
make AspieMan to appear to be a Nazi. In fact AspieMan did calculations in the UK to break the German submarine code.



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15 Oct 2006, 9:07 am

That's because MI-5 told him he'd either work for them, or they'd make sure he got a nice apartment in what was left of downtown London. He may be loyal to Hitler, but he's also out to protect his own skin.


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15 Oct 2006, 9:11 am

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That's because MI-5 told him he'd either work for them, or they'd make sure he got a nice apartment in what was left of downtown London. He may be loyal to Hitler, but he's also out to protect his own skin.


I will admitt AspieMan likely shot Bob Dole it was a freak hunting accident during R&R
in Germany.



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15 Oct 2006, 9:24 am

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I will admitt AspieMan likely shot Bob Dole it was a freak hunting accident during R&R
in Germany.

No, that was me.

Legend has it that, in the early days of the Nazi Party, Hitler was looking for a minority to abuse, and AspieMan suggested the Jews. Hitler's original target would have been clowns.


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15 Oct 2006, 10:40 am

AspieMan does have a troubled past. He came up with the idea of bombing pearl harbor. He figured tactical brilliance was all that was required, and he thought he understood human nature well enough to predict that after that the US would stay out of the war.


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02 Nov 2006, 4:07 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
Captin NT his goal is to cause pain to aspies. Thats not the lame part. The lame part is
he is totalily unneeded. The whole world is an NT pain machine for aspies.


Exactly!



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02 Nov 2006, 4:24 pm

What about the most evil super villain? Right now it's a tie between Dr. NT and werbert.


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04 Nov 2006, 1:51 am

what about chocolate man on a very hot day? he'll melt


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04 Nov 2006, 2:51 am

Olivegarden man is too busy laughing and eating breadsticks to notice anything(you can blame him as the real reason for civil war and many other wars)

Twinkieguy keeps getting eaten by his opponents

and bob the llama...well...


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