Anybody else think we need a spam forum?

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Make a glass window
Mine for gold
Blow on a curtain
Dust your mousepad
Eat a mouse
Make a mouse into a mousepad
Create your magnum opus
Engineer and manufacture a home theatre system
Bring me my broadsword
...and a cross of gold, as a talisman
Learn Japanese
Eat a few peanuts
Rock hard, tasty abs WASHERBOARD STYLE, glistening in the sun
Wake up at the crack o' noon
Venture to the Cracks of Doom
Shiver me timbers
Chuck a dwarf
Toss a dwarf
Molest a dwarf
Ride the walrus
Undulate, as the jellyfish
Begin your quest for the holy Emerald Sword
Get eaten by a man-eating rabbit
Eat a rabbit-eating man
Sing folk songs
Visit Blockbuster for excellent movie seletion
Get your blocks busted for GREAT JUSTICE
Sing some songs so Sal still shuffles sadly
Dress up as a pirate... and get 0wn3d by ninjas
Spread the word of FSM
Eat the FSM
Engage in meat related activities
Grow "organic" vegetables
Drink "organic" (not mushroom-laced) vegetable juice(s)
Smoke that s**t!
Hit on an obese man, whom you believed was a woman but now know better. MUCH better
Have a sandwich
Have a cow
Marvel at my ability to waste your time by making you read something that, as a matter of course, is quite obviously spam. Furthermore, in being spam and, thus, appropriate to the conversation at hand, completely pertinent. This simple truth, created as a result of the desire to rid spam from the more serious topics in these forums, has inadvertantly created a paradox in the time-space continuum (as mentioned in post 1 of the "Spammers" saga) and erased existence. However, because this is an unacceptable end to the human race and myself (who, of course, could not be human), I've decided to ignore this minor manner. As such, I decree that spam created as a result of this section, while being spam in its own right, is not pertinent to the conversation proper, which will be dubbed henceforth "Elvis Presley and the Wonder-Chimps". Any disagreement with said arrangement will be promptly and hastily ignored, with no real effect on me. The poster, however, may awaken to find him or herself covered in blood for no apparent reason. Know, fool, that it was I who caused this, because you had the foolish notion that you could deny my mighty decree.
Have a baby
Eat a baby
Eat some spam
Have a lobster theurvadore ecrouvette in a broullanaise sauce with Genot and Obergiens... and a side of spam
Lick a toad
Get the party zone
Get up every zig
Make all their base are belong to you
Scream my name in the night
Discover my true demon name
Discover YOUR true demon name (Mwahahaha!)
Visit Kefka's Tower
Take a dip in the strawberry river, but never drink. NEVER drink!
Poison the strawberry river, wiping out an entire population of ninja-samurai-writers
Dislocate your face
Change your name to Geese
Meet the Knightrider of Doom
Make me a sandwich

I ate some spam in Reno just to watch it digest.

The jokes is on us all . Just how meaningless it all is. The pointless nature of
Evolution. I kinda do not like the word spam used to define posts people find pointless.
Because as I said life is pointless so pointless post are the essence of life itself.

Say this three times fast: Pointless posts provide points to a pointless presence on this planet.

>>well, stop spamming. it's causing problems.<<

Thankyou alex, some sense.

Do you even realise the gravity of what you are doing OWA? Somehow I doubt it - you spam this thread about, what? 5 posts in? Grow up. There are betters ways to waste time other than annoying people. Go join a club or something.

And yes, that is a good idea: give the spammers a place to spout all their crap in exclusively, away from everyone else. Lets see how sick of it they get. My guess is 3000 posts or 5 days, whichever comes first. But lets not go out of our way: one thread in the random discussion area will do.

Indeed - it's not like it's actually of any worth. If alex doesn't mind tolerating it, a single spam thread should suffice instead of poisoning the rest of the boards with it. You'll put people off if they see loads and loads of nonsense like that in every thread.

Part of what people are calling spam are tangent points to the topic. People with
ADHD will see tangent points in topics. Its that crazy thing called creativity. Often
humor is introduce in serious threads. In normal conversation in a group meeting
IRL humor is often interjected in the discussion. More than half the people here have
ADHD and/or enjoy tangent points. Then we can get into spliting hairs because some
people may not see the reason for someone elses tangent points and lable them
pointless. Even 99% may lable their points pointless. Aspies are maybe 1% the population. So what if 99% of the rest of the world thinks what we say is wrong? Yeah
pretty much why we have WP. Now image what if 99% of WP thinks 1 member here
is wrong. What do you think you get?And whose name comes up over and over?
But if you read threads he posts in many other members are doing the same kinds
of tangent posts. Why are their names not mentioned? The reason is simple this
person that is being singled out is for like of a better word "The One...". A person that
will change things. Maybe not directly but what his persecution triggers. A set of unstoppable sequences that no one can forsees.

>>Often humor is introduce in serious threads. In normal conversation in a group meeting
IRL humor is often interjected in the discussion.<<

Yeah, maybe in a flowing, constant face-to-face interaction, but forums are an entirely different matter.

>>More than half the people here have ADHD and/or enjoy tangent points. Then we can get into spliting hairs because some people may not see the reason for someone elses tangent points and lable them pointless. <<

Half? Can you prove that? And according to Mr. Mark's poll, the majority in fact do *not* enjoy spamming, and want to impose bans upon the offenders.

Tangent is fine in some situations, but posting absolutely pointless and irrelivent nonsense that has no connection to anything is what my contention is.

>>Even 99% may lable their points pointless.<<

Where are you getting this from?

>>Now image what if 99% of WP thinks 1 member here
is wrong.<<

Hardly. We just think that what he is doing is inappropriate for the context. And yet he still continues.

>>What do you think you get? And whose name comes up over and over?
But if you read threads he posts in many other members are doing the same kinds
of tangent posts. Why are their names not mentioned? The reason is simple this
person that is being singled out is for like of a better word "The One...". A person that
will change things. Maybe not directly but what his persecution triggers. A set of unstoppable sequences that no one can forsees.<<

Persecution? That is ridiculous. Why are you trying to constantly blow things up Machine? Other names are not mentioned because OWA is a prime example (70 posts a day - someone needs a hobby, seriously). Of course there are others, which I do not approve of, but at least they have their limits.

Thankfully I do not think I need to.

My opinion is Alex (who is one of those with ADHD(he reported)) and who tutors
a young aspie boy in computers is not going to do to OWA what a few loud voice
here want done to him. In fact as crazy as it may sound no matter how many members complain he not going to remove/restrict OWA.

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That's not specific enough. What do you want stopped?

http://www.petitiononline.com/stopgod/petition.html

Yeh, we defintiely need a spam forum.

Such as what I've been doing, trying to give OWA ideas about what he could be doing with his time. Sure, it's not logical, but it's humorous and still remains on-topic. Speaking of which...

Ride a bicycle
Ride an airplane
Ride the walrus
Ride a scooter
Build a scooter
Eat an airplane
Destroy all humans
Destroy all monsters
Make human-monster hybrids
Defeat Kefka
Be defeated by Kefka
Tame the dragon
Ride the dragon
Make a sandwich
Laugh with all the strength of the west wind
Burn with all the rage of a thousand suns, exploding in unison
Discover the meaning of life
Rent Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"
Watch the DaVinci Code
Meet Leonardo DaVinci through the use of a time machine
Destroy the seeds of humanity through the use of a time machine
Invent a time machine
Go back in time to go forward in time to stop yourself from building a time machine, thereby preventing yourself from going back to go forward to warn yourself, thus creatin a paradox and either ending existence or giving someone a good mess of gas.
Meet George Bush
Meet George Washington
Meet George Washington Carver
Meet Sephiroth
Meet Mama
Destroy Uranus
Venture to Uranus using a light-speed warp drive
See Pluto crash into Netpune
Realize how odd that statement would sound to the ancient Romans
Eat a sandwich
Wash your car
Take your girlfriend out on a nice date
Take your girlfriend out on a not-so-nice date
Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars
Beat up Vaan, 'cuz he's a punk
Make Balthier your first man
Destroy all trace of Disney, wiping it from the slate of history
Do the last thing I said, again
Do that thing because Disney is inherently evil
Create a flow-chart relating the human idealistics of good and evil, and their differences between various world cultures
Overthrow the church
Make friends with the pope
Make a sandwich
Buy a limousine