how do you tell your stupid NT friend about AS?

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This came up at work today, and is an interesting bumber sticker idea--


Don't read my body language-You don't know how.

Some guy had just asked the time. I told him. He double looked and said (infer tone) "You Surrrrre?" Total stranger. I said yeah, why would I joke with a total stranger. He said, well I read your body language....


The above phrase FELL out of my mouth. And he shut up.

scientifically certifyable body language lying syndrome.

lol. so sad...

Lucky!! !

Now were fighting! she didn't have anything to slipit in, so I discreetlyplaced it under some clothes on a table adn was like "Hmm someone left their paper." then I went inside to call my mom and she read it. She thinks it's some littlekids paper. she elft it on the table and I'mlike "youl eft your paper" and she'slike it's not mineso I try to give it to her. then I email her and say "you eft your paper." she's like "no i didn'tsome littlekid islooking for it."so i said. "They aren't looking for it! and she'slike balahblah your in a bad mood blah blah and i'm like"no. youare just oblivious!" and she says "No your jusin a bad mood so i say "it's called discreet placement." wow. she really is dumb. and yeah i'm in a bad mood! she's so effing oblivious! then she's all "I don't care!" well th ats been made clearyou STUPID NT HO!

repeat after me: "Friends good, stupid friends bad."

Should've gone "Are you my friend or not?! Read it for cripes sake!!"

If I had to tell a NT I'm an Aspie, I'll yell at them: "I have Aspergers!! !! !!"

I didn't tell my friends about my AS, and I don't plan to. There is really no need, since I can emulate NT behavior well enough to fit into the group. It requires little effort for me, except for the occasional need to mentally restrain myself from having a meltdown. My friends generally respect me for who I am, even though some of them said that I have my weirdnesses here and there. Then again, doesn't everybody?

Most of the NTs at my HS are really uncomfortable when I talk about Asperger-related stuff so I do not bother.

wow. She's more stupid than I thought. She messages me today, says she's sorry, and then it'slike trying to get a llittle child to understand sex. "Now bobby, why would a man want to water susies flower?" "Now, why would I have given you that paper?" "Uh i don't know.i'm stupid like that." (she really did say that.) so she'slike Mmm K when I tell her. sheesh.

Just tellum you got asperagus. Conceptually correct, no, but it is words ands will probably do.