"True Facts"

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...Or not so true. Post a "fact" here that is untrue.

Here we go:

You can make Dr Pepper from Coke mixed with Sprite.

Her Majesty Queen Victoria once levelled a disapproving scowl of such ferocious intensity that none of the servants at Buckingham Palace were incapable of shameful bodily functions for three entire days!

Nostradamus had a little known younger brother who was also a seer who made some rather astounding predictions.

He wrote that "the minstrel of the forested lake will accidentally expose the breast of the other singer while both perform before the multitudes". An astoundingly accurate prediction of the notorious "wardrobe malfunction" involving Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson at the Superbowl nearly five centuries before it happened!

Wilhelm Nostradamus (aka "Billy" Nostradums) also predicted that Star Trek would only last three seasons, That dancing "Gangum Style" would sweep the world, and he predicted the "Inflategate Scandal" that crippled the NFL, each almost five centuries before they each happened!

^ That was very informative, naturalplastic! We learn something new everyday.

Thank you.

And it's ….all true!

What killed off the dinosaurs wasn't a meteor, it was a giant water balloon.

If you say "David Hasselhoff" three times at a mirror, he appears.

If you then sing, "I Just Want You Back For Good", Take That appear.

I am a disembodied brain in a jar, and you are all nothing more than randomly-generated electronic impulses producing a simulated reality in my prefrontal cortex. I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Cat videos are good for you. They make you purr inside watching them.

I am lying.