hartzofspace
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06 Oct 2007, 11:44 pm
I've encountered a lot of old men that seem to think that their Pension check is a big draw for all the younger ladies out there! 
I once stopped by an apartment building for elderly and disabled to see a friend. She was out, so I was about to get in the elevator when this fat old pockmarked man got in, to. He whispered, "Can I show you something?" Decidedly nervous, I asked, "What?" He reached in his pocket, and pulled out a fat roll of bills. Said, "I won this in the Lottery!" I could only stare, and then respond, "Shouldn't you put that in the bank or something? You could get robbed." He looked disappointed, probably thought I would drool over his money, or something.
GoatOnFire
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06 Oct 2007, 11:53 pm
That's what I'm here for. To read your mind and bring up things you'd rather I didn't.
Well if they have a good pension check they might be right about that sometimes. You know what they say about rich guys...
hartzofspace
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07 Oct 2007, 12:00 am
Good One!
