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PhosphorusDecree
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05 May 2025, 7:50 am

Post a silly made-up brand name. It can be a parody of a real brand, or comeptely new. Feel free to describe it, or not.

Serious Beef (beef jerky with a scowling bull on the package)


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05 May 2025, 8:26 am

Pla-C-Bo Diet Pills “Maybe they will work for you.”


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05 May 2025, 12:48 pm

JalaPain-Os, the only breakfast cereal with 100% wholegrain chili seeds!


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01 Aug 2025, 5:10 pm

Nightmare Fuel

(Cheese-based energy drink)


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16 Aug 2025, 8:29 am

Sock Absorb

Comes in a tin

Shake it, spray it on your socks and it'll give you 24 hours worth of sweatless feet


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24 Aug 2025, 8:26 am

Tandem Shorts


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