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14 Feb 2026, 10:59 am

There's always that bald man with his hairless cat.


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14 Feb 2026, 11:16 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
There's always that bald man with his hairless cat.


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This guy?


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14 Feb 2026, 11:33 am

That would be him.


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14 Feb 2026, 1:04 pm

:lol:

Chuwayo! Chuwayo! Bulgareji chuwayo!


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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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14 Feb 2026, 5:36 pm

I feel like a belt right now.


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14 Feb 2026, 8:08 pm

A woman sounds like her broker.


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22 Feb 2026, 8:49 am

I have never ridden on a camel.


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22 Feb 2026, 8:59 am

I've never ridden on a horse, but I would like to.


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22 Feb 2026, 9:02 am

If you smash Sweden and Switzerland together, you get Germany when you're talking about the kits that the Swedish and Swiss woman curlers are wearing.


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22 Feb 2026, 3:13 pm

I just found out squirrels live in nests?



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22 Feb 2026, 3:41 pm

In my world, the Olympics are all the time.


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23 Feb 2026, 6:41 pm

1 for the money, 2 for the better green
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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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23 Feb 2026, 7:50 pm

There are two death homes in Victoria, BC. I want to live in a life home.


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23 Feb 2026, 8:15 pm

I think I ate too much popcorn earlier today. My college had a free movie screening for Black History Month.


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