Worst case Sceneario!! !

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It was 1 ACME bomb which blew up in his face as he opened it up.

"Now just a dog-gone minute!" said Bob. "Whose idea was this cockamainy cartoon anyway? Now we've destroyed any opportunity for sone road-runner style humor and...!" "BeepBeep" Cue Roadrunner.

Too compensate for this error , Wile E Coyote runs in chasing Bob.

WIle E. Coyote was trying oto warn Bob of the pack of Man-eating wolve heading in his direction but Bob couldn't hear him.

He still had elephant dung in his ears.

The Elephant dung happened to be acidic and his ear drums were eaten away, making him deaf.

which wasn't going to matter much longer because the man-eating wolves had arrived.

the man eating wolves were scared away when a humongous obese girl came tumbling along, she managed to fall on top of him and landed on his arm in such a way that he got game-breaker's thumb.

And discovered he was paralysed form the waist down.

And when he went to get a wheelchair, he accidentally stepped into a Mormon Fundamentalist compound. They mistook him for a woman, and now he's the Prophet's 14th wife.

then he was casterated and became a $20 whore

He though to himself, WHY THE HELL DID I GET UP TODAY??! !!

He was watching TV and the TV Suddenly exploded and the bits of the TV flew in his face and his face was a bloody mess. Sparks also flew and set fire to his clothes and wheelchair.

The house disintergrates around him as he gets burned.

Just then the firemen arrive, and seeing that Bob is on fire, thoughtfully try to put him out. Unfortunately the water pressure from the hose took off the little remaining skin that hadn't been burnt off.

The blast of the hose blew him into a pylon...

Electricity coursed through his body. On the plus side, it stopped the bleeding, on the other hand he was now burnt on the pylon.