What would an aspie organised crime family look like?

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

complete and utter chaos. No one would listen to anyone, as we'd all have our own ideas as to what was best. Any organization requires a certain level of subservience to get anything done. It would make a Comedy Central tv show, not something found on HBO.

Weak and Stupid?

not exactly.. fredo was also kind hearted and simplistic, and what he did, in his mind, there was no malice, simply doing what he thought was the correct thing.. how many times have anyone of us done something that at the time seemed like a good idea and we acted without thinking it entirely through?? to me it makes perfect sense to ask the barmaid "make sure you set up the soda and the alcohol in this order and bring that special glass the owner reserves for me in the back, and bring the lemon in a seperate dish".. and so on, thats what i mean by simplistic.. for me it makes total sense, but to her it might not..

Well I guess all joking aside what we really should be asking can any all aspie organization work?

HAHAHAHAHA
Just picturing this makes me laugh....laughing too hard to even think!!

We could be like the Hell's Angels.

My step brother was a Hell's Angel.

Loooking for aspie crime theme music I came up with this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDO_DGg4Smk[/youtube]

Microsoft.

Ap gangsters would be very fair and honest and thus the NT gangsters would be gobsmacked not to be ripped of in deals and would accept the gravy as it suited them but then they would get greedy and take kindness as weakness and start to steal of the AP gangsters when the APs got into overstimulation and lost the plot or handle of things for periods of time. APs would be unable to read the subtle gangster body language and although the APs would excel in gangster theory and in that regard be masters and also due to their honesty and professionalism would be well regarded by good NT gangsters these attributes would not be enough to compensate for being unable to tell when an disloyal NT was ready to stab them in the back...

AP gangsters would be much better at keeping their mouths shut due to not being outgoing party heads or socialites. When bust they would keep their mouths shut due to sticking to the rules of the "system".

well, there would have to be an aspie like me. which would mean that one of the members would be constantly making outrageous plans with having little or nothing actually planned to follow through with said plan.

if the crime became slightly complicated and overwhelming then the aspies would probably have mental breakdown or have panic attacks. the enemy would just do whatever they needeed to do while they're losing our minds.

outrageous amounts of money would be used on obsessions and the sensible member would argue about how wasteful it was to waste 10,000 dollars on rubber ducks. one member would follow through with his/her obsession and melt the rubber ducks to liquid. a curious member would attempt to swim in the liquid plastic, severly burning themselves. unpayable hospital bills would pile up when the burns were being treated and one aspie, believing himself all powerful, would attempt to rob several banks. unfortunately...he looked directly at security camera in bank and wasn't wearing a mask of any kind.
it just goes on and on...

I'd actually think it would be akin to HouseDimir, from the MTG world of Ravnica. Minimal social interaction, the ability to be left to one's own devices, untouchability, and anyone that tries to thwart this criminal organization gradually goes mad as they slide down the bunny hole.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qNVe024RvI[/youtube]

wow, did you read the comments people left?

i couldn't take it anymore so...

If you mean the comments on Youtube yeah; but I really wouldn't take them personally, only a few people there were making jokes about the rocking and I'd be willing to bet it's because they're just dumb NT kids who've never heard of AS and generally mock anything they don't understand. I suspect BG is having more of a laugh with all that money at his disposal while those NT kids will probably be on minimum wage their whole life. It's wise to develop a thick skin in life so this stuff doesn't effect you. Also, even if Gates really is an Aspie, and it's completely speculative, it doesn't mean we have to love him. He's probably a good. maybe even a great, role-model for kids but as a consumer quite frankly I feel ripped-off by Microsoft's antics over the years hence why I nominated them for this thread. Let's face it, they have done a lot that wouldn't be out of place in a crime syndicate.