101 ways to scare your mum.

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15 Feb 2007, 11:36 am

Listen to Insane Clown posse and dress like a Juggalo.

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15 Feb 2007, 11:40 am

Buy a bag of snakes and put them in her side of the bed.

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15 Feb 2007, 11:44 am

Have a mail order saying "hazardous materials" from a dodgy looking dealer.

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15 Feb 2007, 1:25 pm

Stand behind punch-bag, extend arms, extend legs and wave them about...

THE PUNCH-BAG MAN WILL BEAT YOU TO A PULP!

Did it to my dad anyway...

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15 Feb 2007, 2:06 pm

Pretend that you smoke marijuana and confess it to your parents.

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15 Feb 2007, 2:08 pm

Take her car and park it out of her sight. When she asks, tell her you don't know where it is...

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15 Feb 2007, 5:24 pm

Attack her with a large fresh salmon. I carried this out earlier today.

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15 Feb 2007, 5:28 pm

for my homophobic dad:

tell him that you're bisexual. he oughta get a kick out of that.

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15 Feb 2007, 7:31 pm

Tell her that you're gay.

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15 Feb 2007, 7:44 pm

Date a Hell's Angel, or reasonable facsimile.

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15 Feb 2007, 8:27 pm

tell her another aspie gave you an idea

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15 Feb 2007, 8:39 pm

Go for a walk, find a woman, murder her, take the corpse home and put it in your bed.

Maybe my imagination is slightly warped.

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15 Feb 2007, 11:50 pm

Wear a polo shirt and refer to her as Mummie Dearest.

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16 Feb 2007, 12:04 am

I'm a lesbian in a man's body.

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16 Feb 2007, 12:09 am

Tell her, in graphic detail, about some twisted, obscure, bizarre and socially unacceptable paraphilia you have.

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16 Feb 2007, 1:48 am

have her find you dead in bed when she wakes up in the morning (yeah, sorry)

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