01 May 2015, 11:42 am
Arrive in a Smart ForTwo. Park in the automotive section.
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01 May 2015, 11:43 am
Go shopping. Use every cart.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
01 May 2015, 11:48 am
Empty the contents of the cereal aisle into your shirt through the neck until it can't hold any more. Serve as target practice for the super soakers.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
01 May 2015, 11:52 am
Purchase only their blue M&Ms.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
01 May 2015, 11:54 am
Wow this is fun. I should take a nap but I'll keep brainstorming:
The aisles have signs. Arrange the WalMart of your dreams.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
01 May 2015, 11:59 am
Create a Craigslist event and host a jousting tournament.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
01 May 2015, 12:02 pm
Hide out in the stockroom. Stowaway in a semi and surprise the WalMart mothership!
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
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02 May 2015, 2:48 pm
03 May 2015, 6:02 am
Stand in a check-out line during the busiest time of the busiest day...I recommend the first of the month, to be sure that the Social Security recipients and military families are all there...
Then look down at the floor and scream:
'EEEEK!
Is that a RAT?!'
If you can capture the resulting chaos on your phone in video format, you could post it here for us to share your amusement,
This is a great idea for a thread, AnonymousAnonymous!
03 May 2015, 7:03 am
03 May 2015, 7:33 am
Then look down at the floor and scream:
'EEEEK!
Is that a RAT?!'
I actually did this once in a supermarket in the UK. It caused a fair amount of chaos, they shut the store for 30 minutes.
Another thing you could do is dress as a child and come in riding a tricycle. Drive round and round the aisles making loud 'broom-broom' noises, ringing your bell and knocking things over, it would help if you are eating an ice cream and dribbling it everywhere. When they try and stop you, scream for your mother and the police ...
Or for maximum shock-horror you go in dressed as George W Bush.
04 May 2015, 5:38 pm
04 May 2015, 5:56 pm
You don't even have to dress up
...Or you could always behave like these two:
