Graelwyn wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
I'm yet to get that Bazza...
Do I detect a little regret that you haven't seen that yet?

You may be surprised, but no.

I had enough mental images of that from the first
Red Dwarf novel....
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers wrote:
(Earlier in the novel, a crewmember spat tobacco on Rimmer's boots, and he hasn't lived it down yet)
On the very last morning of his life, Rimmer strode into the lecture theatre to give Z Shift their work schedule for the day.
'OK men' he said as always, 'listen up.'
As always the whole of Z Shift inclined their heads to one side and pointed their ears at the ceiling. But, as always, Rimmer missed this as he turned his back to pull down the blackboard he'd prepared the day before. As always his schedule wasn't there. What was there was a crudely-drawn cartoon of a man making love to a kangaroo, wearing hugely exaggerated footwear covered in brown spit, and underneath, in the same crude hand, 'Old Tobacco Boots goes down under!'
Nobody laughed. Rimmer looked round at a sea of blank faces. He'd long given up referring to the blackboard insults.
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