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Pizza & Pasta Patrolling Pals
A cult of pizza and pasta lovers who believe with all their stomachs hearts that it is their mission in life to taste all pizzas and pastas there are.

The Yardbird Cult: Birds who stand in yards or are they really yards with birds standing on them

The Mo'ai Followers.......they spend a great deal of money having their faces surgically duplicating those of the Easter Island statues.

The Chaos Commandos: As divinely appointed knights of the Fraternal Disorder of Chaosphorescence, they view themselves as sacred defenders of the disestablishment, and often spend their lives questing after the Lost Bowel Movement of Mr. Potato Head.

Also known is the Knights Pimplar.

the Squirtle Squad
Pokemon players who all picked Squirtle as their starter. They Skype every Saturday (better known to them as Squirtleday), and their conversations tend to go like this:
"Squirtle!"
"Squirtle?"
"Squirtle, Squirtle!"
They hold annual Squirtle Squad conventions where they use moves like Water Gun and Bubble

Hare Buggerall

We believe in creativity being a gift that can all too quickly be taken away.

People of the Earth: individuals who believe that the world is somehow simultaneously flat, hollow, relatively young, impervious to climate change, AND the center of the universe

The Schismtologists

Man Centred Dental Transistorisationism.

It is fact that you can pick up radio programs through teeth fillings - followers of MCDT believe they can hear the voices of the dead via the same method.

Catalytic Conversionists - similarly Raudivionically inspired, these people believe that the heavy metals in Catalytic Convertors are a mystical recording device from whence EVERY conversation that took place in the vehicle can be extracted if you drink enough cider.

Cult of the Cockroach, Where we learn to survive just about everything, infest every corner of peoples lives, and believe in proliferation.

Cult Of Good Manners.

They never raise their voices, use profanity, or take cuts in lines.

I like them.

The Cult of Cursing-

A cult in which every other word is replaced with a basic bodily function.

The church of the dollar bill.