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19 Nov 2016, 4:29 pm

Nothing you see on TV is totally accurate so I would say no. That is because they have to keep it appropriate to avoid it being x rated and to keep the movie rating down.


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20 Nov 2016, 5:48 am

No it takes longer. In a TV show they only have about 44 minutes once you take out the ads and they have to fit the whole plot of the episode in this so sex scenes only last for a couple of minutes. In real life it can go on for a good deal longer.


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20 Nov 2016, 5:55 am

It is mostly professional porn which features people going at it for over an hour, most folks get it over with in less than 20 minutes.



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03 Dec 2016, 11:31 am

I hope not. Everything on television, even the ads, revolves around sex-or the bathroom. I'm sick and tired of it.



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03 Dec 2016, 2:05 pm

auntblabby wrote:
It is mostly professional porn which features people going at it for over an hour, most folks get it over with in less than 20 minutes.
Only 20 minutes? Not if your're doing it right.


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04 Dec 2016, 1:10 am

Sometimes lasts minutes, sometimes lasts hours.



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04 Dec 2016, 1:43 am

This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D


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04 Dec 2016, 1:55 am

neurotypicalET wrote:
This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D

how do you keep willie standing at attention during meals?



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04 Dec 2016, 2:20 am

I don't... If she wants it she must make it happen...at least this was the case with my long time ex...that's why I munch first then she pays back the favor then I can put it in...then after about a few minutes(haven't actually timed it) I suddenly think of something non sex related...although I can keep it up a while but not for long....that's when I change back to munching again...


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04 Dec 2016, 3:02 am

neurotypicalET wrote:
I don't... If she wants it she must make it happen...at least this was the case with my long time ex...that's why I munch first then she pays back the favor then I can put it in...then after about a few minutes(haven't actually timed it) I suddenly think of something non sex related...although I can keep it up a while but not for long....that's when I change back to munching again...

well for your sake at least I hope you are finally able to have your "dessert" after all that ;)



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04 Dec 2016, 3:30 am

The actual act of stuffing your wang upside her clopper may not go on for ages but there is just so much stuff you can choose to do on the build up to it that it can be a night long event. And you can do it again and again.

I sometimes wonder how different it is for men and ladies. Not physically as that has been shown to be the same but mentally. Maybe I am unfairly stereotyping but women seen to tie up lots of emotion with sex, for men it can just be a release of tension, like going for a good run, then you walk away after feeling nothing at all for that person (if you are not in a relationship with them)



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04 Dec 2016, 11:51 am

auntblabby wrote:
neurotypicalET wrote:
This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D

how do you keep willie standing at attention during meals?


Mebbe he's horny for food?


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04 Dec 2016, 12:11 pm

Only when the porn channel is on.


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04 Dec 2016, 5:18 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
neurotypicalET wrote:
This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D

how do you keep willie standing at attention during meals?


Mebbe he's horny for food?

or more likely he's young and full of testosterone and priapic. ah, those were the days.... 8)



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04 Dec 2016, 5:53 pm

auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
neurotypicalET wrote:
This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D

how do you keep willie standing at attention during meals?


Mebbe he's horny for food?

or more likely he's young and full of testosterone and priapic. ah, those were the days.... 8)


Right. "Horny for food", seriously? Man I sounded stupid there. *smacks head* Yes, he was likely bursting with testosterone, aren't we all, at one point or another.


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04 Dec 2016, 6:00 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
neurotypicalET wrote:
This is embarrassing... But sometimes in the middle of the action my mind drifts off and my equipment losses potency... :oops: so my style is eat..insert...eat again for the win...hers at least... :| which I doubt you'll see on TV... :D

how do you keep willie standing at attention during meals?


Mebbe he's horny for food?

or more likely he's young and full of testosterone and priapic. ah, those were the days.... 8)


Right. "Horny for food", seriously? Man I sounded stupid there. *smacks head* Yes, he was likely bursting with testosterone, aren't we all, at one point or another.

we all have our tongue-tripping-over-itself moments. :alien: most men, at least, have their day in the testosterone sun. :sunny: