SharonB wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
Umbrellas
I almost bought an umbrella at Home Depot Saturday but the tag had cancer and fertility warnings and I couldn't readily figure out in which way so left the umbrella in the wood boards section. I would really like a new umbrella. It doesn't rain here much so the stores don't carry them, or if they do the selection is small. I used to have a ducky umbrella. Where I grew up there were fantastic thunderstorms.
Wow! Who knew buying umbrellas could be so intense? “I’ll keep you dry, but I might give you cancer. Hee hee hee [laughed maliciously].”
I’ve never owned an umbrella, except when I was 6. It was clear but had little pandas on it. I liked watching the raindrops fall on it.
I recently read Freud’s The Interpretation of Dreams, so now I’ve been imagining all sorts of absurd dreams involving umbrellas.
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