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smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
He's in a few episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
naturalplastic Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2010Age: 71Gender: MalePosts: 35,189Location: temperate zone
His name is Cornflake. His rank is kernel. And his cereal number is 6574312. And he is ...somewhere behind enemy lines.
maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,879
ocean Veteran
Joined: 6 Jul 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,609
he's in a bar getting drunk
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
He's eating his dinner
He's on his computer trying to moderate this thread.
He's getting his coat.
Oakling Veteran
Joined: 30 Dec 2015Age: 49Posts: 1,714Location: UK
He’s sailing single handedly around the world.
Standing in a lift with his Boss while desperately trying to hold in a fart.
He's peeling carrots
He's eating Cornflakes.
He's working on his next album
He's looking in a dictionary trying to find a word that starts 'nt'
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
I last saw him in my shower.
He's in New York selling drugs
He's in a meeting and has realised that he has an itch in a difficult place.