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13 Jun 2024, 8:38 pm

Look how long I kept this idiot talking about bears



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13 Jun 2024, 11:29 pm

at least i never killed anyone. this was a real life punchline to a real life political joke, made by texas governor john connally.



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23 Jun 2024, 1:33 pm

"....I'm calling it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'." It's been done, I told him.


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23 Jun 2024, 7:39 pm

"zat is wen you face rook rike you @$$."



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23 Jun 2024, 7:41 pm

Because it was following the chicken.


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23 Jun 2024, 8:11 pm

"every 'thing' goes better with coke."



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23 Jun 2024, 10:01 pm

"Because Ken came in another box."


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23 Jun 2024, 11:30 pm

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24 Jun 2024, 4:14 am

Dishwasher way I shpoke before I got my falsh teef


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24 Jun 2024, 11:06 pm

btw, grandma says "thank you!"



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24 Jun 2024, 11:23 pm

That's what the actress said to the bishop.


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24 Jun 2024, 11:38 pm

Because he planted carrots!


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25 Jun 2024, 12:03 am

"but i get up at 9:30!"



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26 Jun 2024, 1:26 am

The Aristocrats!


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26 Jun 2024, 2:18 am

"The Sophisticates!"


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26 Jun 2024, 2:20 am

"Argon had no reaction."


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