Swear/Curse Words: Alternatives

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If you want to swear not being understood by anybody (but for Poles), say "kurwa" (coor-vah), it's our major swear word which means literally "whore".

I use the word Bulltish which is the last few letters changed around it sounds nicer somehow.

It was difficult being on a site that strictly never allowed any swear words.

So when you were really angry you just had to say "oh my goodness, I am very, very angry today, had such a poor day, could my life get any worse, I am very cheesed off and Keir Starmer is such a silly goose, taking all my money, oh dear."

Just doesn't quite have the same ring to it when you want to rant about how you're really feeling.

^They didn't even allow you to asterisk them out?? That sounds pretty bad

I mostly use the proper swear words. In the past I've tried replacing them with the cheap knockoff versions and it just doesn't express the same level of emotion and I'm never satisfied afterward. I hate f**king fake swear words. Total bulls**t.

The only time I don't swear is in front of my parents, and at that point I have to find other ways to express my anger, but since I don't live with them anymore it's not much of an issue.

I usually opt for the real thing but I have come up with a few or heard them from someone.

Shut The Front Door! alternative to Shut the F up

Oh caca as opposed to Oh s--t


I stole a couple off The Tourette's guy from YouTube. Its the actual swear words but said in a funny way.

" Well your s--t out of lucky charms "

" Reese's pieces of s--t"

" I better go check the lost and found because I'm about to lose my s--t"

They'd remove them all the more when they were automatically asterisked. It wasn't a preschool site by the way lol.

#@$%&!

I love that one I do

AHH! Remove it! A 3-year-old might be here and might read it!

That one totally reminds me of me when I'm spitting feathers about something

now that's my scene

I forgot heck in place of hell.

Pretty much it. If I'm about to curse then I curse.
Sometimes I just source them from other languages (Mostly Russian / Finnish). And that's not because to mask it's purpose but to replace two most popular Polish swear words ("k-rwa" & "j-bać", specifically) as these too much remind me of football hooligans.

Silly alternatives for the F-word (some of them might be actual legitimate alternatives).

Fack, Fark, Feck, Feek, Ferk, Feerk, Fick, Fike, Firk, Fock, Fook, Fork, Fuke.

Before the dementia set in, my MIL was fond of saying
Jam and butter it you muddy bucket of pitch!

Holey cheese and rice!