The "would you have been a nazi?" test

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Or would I have left the country? As I understand, many who didn't succum to Hitler's charisma did stay in Germany, and fought as rebels against the Nazi's'

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe I don't care about politics anymore because I've come to the conclusion that all politicians are the same and in it for their own interests.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil s**t was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Or maybe not. Many of germany's best stayed to further science, technology, and manufacturing.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Or maybe I would have. remember, these were times of severe depression and inflation, national discrace from WWI... I might have joined the party as a way to survive turbulent times.

How about this result?

ADOLF HITLER



Achtung! You are 92% brainwashworthy, 82% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Sadly, to say someone would have become a NAZI by answering a few questions is very irresponsible.

Well, that was very interesting. First time I did it, it said I would have been a "swine," the second time I did it, with only one question answered differently, it said I would have been an ex pat.

The different question? Whether or not I'm religious. Apparently my initial honest answer skewed the results so that I was more brain washable.

That seems to me to be a bias in the test. Mind you, the question is are you part of an organised religion - anyone who knows me knows how disorganised I am.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the a**hole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 5% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil s**t was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Oh, I've taken this one before.

I was another expatriate.
(38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 10% patriotic)

Compared to other takers
67/100 You scored 46% on brainwashworthy, higher than 67% of your peers. 65/100 You scored 41% on antitolerant, higher than 65% of your peers. 38/100 You scored 33% on patriotic, higher than 38% of your peers.

This blows my mind because I practically answered everything towards not caring/hating my country.

I also got S.S Officer.

Apparently, I would be the resistance.

That most likely fits...

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. Hey, Thats not Fair!

Scary...

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

Yuck!! !

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil s**t was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!