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14 Jul 2016, 6:35 am

Mr. Burns: "Smithers, are they booing me?"

Smithers: "Oh, no, sir. They're saying 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns.'"


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14 Jul 2016, 10:49 am

Teacher: Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?
Bart: I know of them.


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14 Jul 2016, 1:36 pm

Skinner: "Now please, don't panic. They can smell fear."


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23 Jul 2016, 10:53 am

Edna Krabappel: “Do what I mean, not what I say.”


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24 Jul 2016, 4:57 am

"You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel!"


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29 Jul 2016, 7:54 am

Your age is the same as today's date!

How clever of you!


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29 Jul 2016, 7:56 am

Clever? :?:

I don't remember if that is accurate, but it has been 8 years since I joined WP.


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29 Jul 2016, 8:02 am

You are '29' years old.

You joined on the '29'th.

Today is the '29'th.

Very clever.


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29 Jul 2016, 8:08 am

Actually, I think it used to say 30th.


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05 Aug 2016, 5:45 pm

^ Same for me. For some reason it now says 7th, but it used it to say 8th.


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14 Aug 2016, 12:47 pm

They can't do that.
Arbitrary date-changing.
Not allowed.


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14 Aug 2016, 3:25 pm

^So, why are you just one year old? Were you born yesterday? :P


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24 Nov 2016, 7:03 am

Happy Thanksgiving, Cat! :D


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01 Dec 2016, 8:25 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving, Cat! :D

Why, THANKYOU!! I hope yours was GREAT!!








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02 Dec 2016, 10:12 am

Campin' Cat,

Do you have cats and, if so, how many?



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03 Dec 2016, 11:58 am

^^ No. I LOVE cats, and have had them all-of-my-life, but I currently do not have any.













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