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10 Jan 2026, 6:51 pm

I wouldn't trade places with Excelly for all the whiskey in Ireland.


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11 Jan 2026, 10:52 am

"muck for luck"


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11 Jan 2026, 11:54 am

"skews me everybody, I'm just going on the toilet"


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12 Jan 2026, 2:32 pm

"so you've never drank a Purple Nurple?"


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17 Jan 2026, 7:29 am

"you f****d the wrong lunatic"


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17 Jan 2026, 1:50 pm

"Marta speaks: Hi Joe, you know what?"
"I'm not Johnny."


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20 Jan 2026, 2:43 pm

"An orange....and I'm godmother to that orange"


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20 Jan 2026, 3:25 pm

It's over, Garfellini. I won't waste another second.
You can't kill me, Jom. What would our mother think?
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That's right, Jonk. You and me, we're brothers. Think back, Joque, to your childhood. I was always there...


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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21 Jan 2026, 3:01 pm

"No Bobby, you don't have enough years in the bank"


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21 Jan 2026, 5:23 pm

"Goddammit, Bobby, What did I tell you about messin' with your T-Cells in embryotic fusion?"


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21 Jan 2026, 6:43 pm

-"Now, let's go put it on."
-"Put on what?"
-"The last suit you'll ever wear."


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24 Jan 2026, 9:51 am

"you can't go from steak to liver and onions"


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24 Jan 2026, 2:52 pm

The fed is going to be lowering rates so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into WAFFLES, TASTY WAFFLES WITH LOTS OF SYRUP.


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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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25 Jan 2026, 5:32 pm

"I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!"

Adrian Monk to Harold Krenshaw, after having just met for the first time, and having a difference of opinion about Dr. Kroger's magazine arrangement.

Three shelves, six magazines.
Adrian: two magazines on each shelf.
Harold: from top to bottom, three magazines, two magazines, one magazine.
Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf

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25 Jan 2026, 7:41 pm

-Blue!
-God?
-You are the chosen one. Now make me a sandwich!
-Oookay.
-OUT OF BABIES!! !


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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27 Jan 2026, 9:18 am

"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I just alphabetized those!"


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