What would an aspie organised crime family look like?

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11 Jan 2007, 11:42 pm

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Microsoft.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qNVe024RvI[/youtube]

Yeah his rocking stim under stress and lack of eye contact seem very aspie like. Yes
a great aspie organized crime hero! No question microsoft has did alot of shady things
to be number one. So a technology company that uses every means possible to monopolise a market is the ideal aspie crime organization.

Many people say Micheal Dell is the most normal NT in the IT industry but even he was
investigated in his earily days of Dell. But the investigators could not beleve that the
young boyish nerd was a criminal.

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11 Jan 2007, 11:56 pm

I thought it said, "What does and aspie orgasm look like."

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11 Jan 2007, 11:59 pm

ahayes wrote:

I thought it said, "What does and aspie orgasm look like."

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12 Jan 2007, 1:27 am

lol

do you have the link to the video on youtube? i can't view it :\

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12 Jan 2007, 1:40 am

mikh07 wrote:

lol

do you have the link to the video on youtube? i can't view it :\

Youtube is down so you will have to wait for the links to start working again.

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12 Jan 2007, 2:53 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

mikh07 wrote:

lol

do you have the link to the video on youtube? i can't view it :\

Youtube is down so you will have to wait for the links to start working again.

oh, duh.

ok

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12 Jan 2007, 10:39 am

mikh07 wrote:

lol

do you have the link to the video on youtube? i can't view it :\

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qNVe024RvI

There's a few AS and Bill G-related ones on YT.

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12 Jan 2007, 12:39 pm

There would be a secretary, a few gunmen, a sumnit room for the more political Aspies. Our artists can sell their work at prices that ate illegaly high. We also need a few Aspies who are of the imature low-functioning type, such as myself, to go into peoples' houses and steal their favourite toys, and keep them for themselves. We also need big, strong bouncers who are a part of WrongPlanet to keep the NTs out of our building.

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12 Jan 2007, 12:41 pm

ahayes wrote:

I thought it said, "What does and aspie orgasm look like."

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12 Jan 2007, 12:45 pm

lol I can see Tarantino sitting in his office reading the movie script.

Maybe a talented Flash developer on here could do some cartoons....

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12 Jan 2007, 1:38 pm

Actually, cockneyrebel's mini-routemasters might make an effective weapon.

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12 Jan 2007, 1:41 pm

I wonder if you could mount machine guns onto the roofs of routemasters?

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12 Jan 2007, 1:43 pm

Imagine how many simultaneous drivebys you could pull off in a Routemaster... Wow.

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12 Jan 2007, 1:44 pm

andy1976uk wrote:

Microsoft.

That reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Homer started up his own dot-com company to compete with Ned Flanders selling Christian hook-rugs over the internet. No one is really sure what Homer's company actually does (including Homer), but at the very end of the episode Bill Gates shows up and offers to buy him out. Homer accepts the buy-out offer, so Bill Gates says to these two geeky thugs "Buy him out boys!" and they just trash his office.

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12 Jan 2007, 2:09 pm

janicka wrote:

andy1976uk wrote:

Microsoft.

lol you mean this one? I'm still trying to track down the English version....

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnt4aUfBQo4[/youtube]

Homer: Ahhhh, they have the Internet for computers now!
Marge: Homer, Bill Gates is here to see you...
Homer: Bill Gates? Bill Gates, Billionaire computer nerd!?
Bill Gates: Mr. Simpson.
Homer: You don't look so rich.
Bill Gates: Oh, don't let the hair-cut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy
Homer: Marge, get a load of the bowl chops!
Bill Gates: Your company has been brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net does, so rather than risk competing with you, I simply decided to buy you out.

Homer and Marge talk privately

Homer: This is it Marge. I've poored my heart and soul into this company and now its finally paid off. We're rich! Richer than astronauts!
Marge: Homer, quiet or you'll queer the deal
Homer: Oh right.
Homer ( To Bill Gates ): I reluctantly accept your offer.
Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys.

Homer: Hey, what the hell is going on?
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing alot of checks!
Bill begins laughing hysterically

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12 Jan 2007, 2:13 pm

andy1976uk :lol: to the video. :lol:

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