Michigan:
- Is a province of Canada.
- Everyone is either a farmer or an auto worker.
- Everyone drinks Stroh's or Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
- If you're a fan of U of M, then you're a stuck-up liberal rich person.
- If you're a fan of MSU, then you're a beer-drinking rednecked party animal.
- Children learn to drive snowmobiles before they learn to drive cars.
- A typical lunch consists of pickled bologna, saltines, and Vernors.
- Everyone speaks like dey're one o'da Yoopers, eh?
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