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28 Jan 2015, 9:40 pm

The eyes are the windows to your condition.

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28 Jan 2015, 9:45 pm

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28 Jan 2015, 9:53 pm

Keep your eyes on the pies.

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29 Jan 2015, 2:08 am

Your attitude determines how much of a sucker you are for the corporate machine.

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29 Jan 2015, 2:08 am

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29 Jan 2015, 2:43 am

ReticentJaeger wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the sea who would never date me either.

..oh I am *so* going to use that one next time that phrase gets tossed at me! Thanks.

"Those who do not learn from cliches are bound to repeat them."

"Be nice to others until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

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29 Jan 2015, 7:00 am

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29 Jan 2015, 11:59 am

The early bird gets eaten by the early cat.

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29 Jan 2015, 1:49 pm

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29 Jan 2015, 5:01 pm

The sky's the limit-- that is, unless you have a space shuttle. :alien:

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29 Jan 2015, 5:31 pm

Good things come in overstuffed packages.

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29 Jan 2015, 5:51 pm

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29 Jan 2015, 7:14 pm

Hell hath no fury like a woman whose child is under attack.

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29 Jan 2015, 10:44 pm

ReticentJaeger wrote:

Good things come in overstuffed packages.

That reminds me of Christmas growing up, my parents would put tiny gifts like a gift card or something in a huge box and then wrap that just to screw with us.

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31 Jan 2015, 12:24 am

No news is good news. Or more likely, the messenger has been shot.

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31 Jan 2015, 1:17 am

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