1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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Go to the linens department, strip, then wrap various bath towels around yourself.

When the manager or security shows up,explain that you cannot be expected to purchase a towel without being quite sure that it fits.

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Or you could dress up as Darth Vader




Or you could behave like Mr. Bean

Mr.Bean!



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Riding on tricycles and other things with wheels while light-saber fighting, with the tricycles and light-sabers being supplied by the wal-mart.

Dress as Macho Man Randy Savage, and run throught the store, yelling 'Where's Hogan? I'm gonna kill him!'

Wear only a diaper the next time you shop there.

Entering the store with your goat herd.

Bring your dog with you when she's in heat, and get a friend to stop by with an unneutered male, ideally from the pound. Walk the two dogs to opposite ends of the store, snap off the leashes, and enjoy.

Pilfer kumquats.

Go to the snack isle and help yourself to some chips, then climb on top of the isle, eat the snacks and spit them out at random people who wear blue shirts all while acting like GIR. Yep, they's kick you out for that I'd bet.

By making the appliances area your own personal bathroom.

The out the home permanents in the cosmetics section.

Preferably on other customers.

For winking at a cashier's girlfriend.

Run into the store screaming 'There's a UFO done just landed on the roof!'.

Do your best impression of this, then chase after the employees.

Paint their windows.

With peanut butter.