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14 Aug 2015, 4:36 pm

Ostrich heads create antipathy--The Greeks would have loved frying ostrich feathers.



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14 Aug 2015, 9:51 pm

The Greeks created bubbling kudos in the hope that weekends would escape the pretentious notice of the all-encompassing barbershop quartets.



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14 Aug 2015, 10:04 pm

The weekends contributed to truly succulent neighbors because the elegant rotten tomato created the flying islands.



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15 Aug 2015, 5:58 am

Neighbours engage their rotting sabres in pointless labours.



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15 Aug 2015, 7:20 am

The sabres engaged their enemies, resulting in an idiosyncratically beautiful fight that lasted until the fall of the Potato Empire.


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15 Aug 2015, 8:14 am

We are pleased to announce that the king of the potatoes is engaged to a wrongfully accused hernia, who recently had a species reassignment because she felt like a dolphin in a lollipop's body.



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15 Aug 2015, 9:52 am

My Herniated Disk did potatoes proud--it induced lactose tolerance in the kindly old man.



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15 Aug 2015, 10:45 am

The tolerance and three cats may have to refrigerate the successful loss while necessary parasites are happily accused of inducing the combination of a kitchen and a chicken.



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15 Aug 2015, 10:51 am

A refrigerated turkey cannot combine with mathematical axioms in the current anarchy.



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15 Aug 2015, 11:04 pm

To combine a hierarchy of anarchy with an anarchy of lobotomies is paramount to slinging seventeen monkeys on a wheelbarrow - You see if I don't!



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16 Aug 2015, 1:31 am

I will combine the hierarchy of the gaseous planet with the panels located in the stomach of the ant.


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16 Aug 2015, 1:36 am

You will print the special homemade stomachs, which should not be guaranteed to locate a truly diluted shoe.



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16 Aug 2015, 1:55 am

Many ant stomachs will be printed using 3D printers, resulting in humans inventing lightsabers and blasters.


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16 Aug 2015, 2:47 am

The snowy microwave oven, which resulted from many ants, will officially eat the integrated hairstyle.



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16 Aug 2015, 3:04 am

Ants are riding on my shoe to Salon Integrated Hair because their hairstyle needs complex chemical integration.


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17 Aug 2015, 8:06 pm

A hairstyle is sometimes considered by extraneous cowboys to be an integrated oversight of the intergalactic dialogue.