Dear Sassy,
I am now very busy, almost as busy as you are now. So remember to keep your bed tidy and neat; do not scatter your things around the bed b/c I will need a place to sit on and watch T.V. Also, I want to eat at home, so try to arrange time to come home and cook meals for us. Remember to put your clean clothes in your wardrobe. Every morning, if you wake up earlier than me, remember to put the trash out. You are eating too much and too fast recently, leave me something to eat, except for tea, which is abundant at home.
Love you,
Roomate feat. your conscience
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